National Struggle Day on April 1, 2025 - Because what doesnโt kill you makes you cry in public, fool.
Next year's date: We've got to think about it. Location: We'll get back to you. National Budget: Undisclosed, you'll need to propose a number.
Events: Group pity parties, Financial panic planning, Pat on the back ceremonies
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
This is so well thought! It feels like you had it written in a diary somewhere and picked it up again. Haha
oldcloser
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Blind bat finds barn sometimes. Wearing marketing hat today- rollin.
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐ฐ
This really only needs a patron saint to be perfect. I suggest St Jude: Patron Saint of Lost Causes & Desperate Cases.
oldcloser
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I love it. What about making it a 2-week holiday and start it on The Ides of March? Heh? Heh?
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐ฐ
Thatโs putting too much of a timeline on the whole thing. Obviously there can be no compelling event.
oldcloser
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๐ Thread over
medhardwaredr
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Director of Sales NA
Haha nice!
sketchysales
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Sales Manager
National FML day. 18th of Feb because Feb sucks the most. Celebrating the ghost of lost sales, toasted with 5 whiteclaws followed by a pint of whiskey.
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
National Grit Day. Grit is objectively the most valuable trait of a good sales person. Celebratory food? Grits of course ๐
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐ฐ
Win a deal: add shrimp. Shrimp is for winners.
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Indeed. Shrimp and grits is a good thing. Add some cheese and a bit of tobascoโฆ. Damn.
Filth
Tycoon
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
It'd just be Halloween b/c all the ghosts we deal with...
CuriousFox
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HVACexpert
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sales engineer
And monsters, killers, witches, creatures, undead, etc
Revenue_Rambo
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Bad MFer
April 23, Comp Plan Day.
Celebrate finally getting to see the comp plan that started back on January 1 ๐
Filth
Tycoon
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
this one ptsd me lol
oldcloser
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Brilliant
BigShrimpin
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Account executive
international here we go again day on the first working day of the year
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
HVACexpert
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sales engineer
International sales appreciation day. On this day customers donโt haggle price, pay up front, have zero budget issues, and they thank you for allowing to buy from you.
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
This is basic but sounds so unreal!
SalesBeast
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Sales Leader
Happy Monday is the name. And itโs the Monday off that follows every end of month. Bc your number typically resets and so should the sales rep.
crmsrawesome
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Sr Enterprise AM for hire
I thought there was already one - itโs called Friday<br>(And no I didnโt scroll through all the comments to see if someone already said this so if they did, kudos to them - I donโt need to know I should scroll down and read everything.) And celebrate it with a fine bourbon or craft beer or whatever you feel like drinking cause you can
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