oldcloser
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National Struggle Day on April 1, 2025 - Because what doesnโ€™t kill you makes you cry in public, fool.

Next year's date: We've got to think about it.
Location: We'll get back to you.
National Budget: Undisclosed, you'll need to propose a number.

Events: Group pity parties, Financial panic planning, Pat on the back ceremonies

Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
This is so well thought! It feels like you had it written in a diary somewhere and picked it up again. Haha
oldcloser
Arsonist
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Blind bat finds barn sometimes. Wearing marketing hat today- rollin.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
This really only needs a patron saint to be perfect. I suggest St Jude: Patron Saint of Lost Causes & Desperate Cases.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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I love it. What about making it a 2-week holiday and start it on The Ides of March? Heh? Heh?
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Thatโ€™s putting too much of a timeline on the whole thing. Obviously there can be no compelling event.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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๐Ÿ‘† Thread over
medhardwaredr
Politicker
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Director of Sales NA
Haha nice!
sketchysales
Politicker
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Sales Manager
National FML day.
18th of Feb because Feb sucks the most. Celebrating the ghost of lost sales, toasted with 5 whiteclaws followed by a pint of whiskey.
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
National Grit Day.
Grit is objectively the most valuable trait of a good sales person.
Celebratory food? Grits of course ๐ŸŽ‰
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Win a deal: add shrimp. Shrimp is for winners.
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Indeed. Shrimp and grits is a good thing. Add some cheese and a bit of tobascoโ€ฆ. Damn.
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
It'd just be Halloween b/c all the ghosts we deal with...
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
And monsters, killers, witches, creatures, undead, etc
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
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Director, Revenue Enablement
April 23, Comp Plan Day.

Celebrate finally getting to see the comp plan that started back on January 1 ๐Ÿ˜
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
this one ptsd me lol
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
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Brilliant
BigShrimpin
Catalyst
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Account executive
international here we go again day on the first working day of the year
Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
International sales appreciation day. On this day customers donโ€™t haggle price, pay up front, have zero budget issues, and they thank you for allowing to buy from you.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
This is basic but sounds so unreal!
SalesBeast
Politicker
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Sales Leader
Happy Monday is the name. And itโ€™s the Monday off that follows every end of month. Bc your number typically resets and so should the sales rep.
crmsrawesome
Tycoon
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Sr Enterprise AM for hire
I thought there was already one - itโ€™s called Friday<br>(And no I didnโ€™t scroll through all the comments to see if someone already said this so if they did, kudos to them - I donโ€™t need to know I should scroll down and read everything.)
And celebrate it with a fine bourbon or craft beer or whatever you feel like drinking cause you can
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