You're in an interview, the interviewer asks, tell me why we shouldn't hire you?
What do you say? Gotta be honest here.
Gasty
It’s Friday; What do you say?
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I've outlasted every manager I've ever had.
Oh snap
ohhhhh
Winner
🦐☠
I'll quickly outshine you and take your job, por que yo soy el jefe
You don’t want to see what comes up on the background check.
No snarky comment? Ok, here's what I have scripted and successfully used in the past:
"I have the experience and drive to hit the ground running and produce results in an accelerated timeframe. You obviously feel the same way, or I wouldn't be here. The only question left remaining is - do you see me as a fit with the team here? If you do, then there's no reason why we can't move forward together".
"I have the experience and drive to hit the ground running and produce results in an accelerated timeframe. You obviously feel the same way, or I wouldn't be here. The only question left remaining is - do you see me as a fit with the team here? If you do, then there's no reason why we can't move forward together".
good line!
👆also how @Pachacuti proposed marriage.
Love it
I love this post, G. Here’s me.
“I appreciate the gotcha potential in your question. You might even get an honest confession from a junior candidate.
But I’m not junior. I have nothing to confess. And I’m not the least bit inclined to make something up just to have an answer.
What you are witnessing, in real time, is how I speak to people that I barely know, when there is something I want from them. I won’t break stride. I’ll never be dishonest or disingenuous.
So, the answer to your question is a question. Now that you know I want the job, does your product and process stand up to this kind of integrity? If your answer is yes, I’d like you to offer me the role, today… now. Im prepared to make the commitment based on your word. If your answer is no, I’ll show myself out.
Which is it, bitches?”
“I appreciate the gotcha potential in your question. You might even get an honest confession from a junior candidate.
But I’m not junior. I have nothing to confess. And I’m not the least bit inclined to make something up just to have an answer.
What you are witnessing, in real time, is how I speak to people that I barely know, when there is something I want from them. I won’t break stride. I’ll never be dishonest or disingenuous.
So, the answer to your question is a question. Now that you know I want the job, does your product and process stand up to this kind of integrity? If your answer is yes, I’d like you to offer me the role, today… now. Im prepared to make the commitment based on your word. If your answer is no, I’ll show myself out.
Which is it, bitches?”
You might want to think twice about hiring me, your HR department will be too busy listening to me repeating my jokes.
I am a spy implanted by your competitor and I’m going to scrape your CRM for all its data
You dont have the summer body ready for the P-Club we go to
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