If your CRM had feelings, what would it say to you?
Mine would say;
Late! Again? Not acceptable!
Gasty
It's Friday; What would it say?
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It would declare its loneliness since Iโm taking today as PTO.
Better than those 'leaders' who call a meeting whenever they're feeling lonely
Iโve had a couple of those.
"Where were you, what were you doing, and who were you with!?" it said, shrilly.
You would have to update that too!
Don't you....forget about me!
SOLID REFERENCE
Song now playing in my headโฆ๐ต
"You only insert your data when it feels good for you"
"Your entries are always so short"
This is taking a predictable and hilarious turn!
"Whatcha got cooking" or "Hello, it's me"
CRM: Hello, itโs me.
Justatitle: whoโs this?
Justatitle: whoโs this?
Was for sure doing **Adele voice** โhello itโs me โ
That was the intent
"Do you miss me yet?" - as I reluctantly avoid updating my notes.
I know you miss me. I can tell by the way you ignore me.
"You know that close date is bullshit"
โ ๏ธ๐ฆ
You donโt call, you donโt write, I was starting to think you were seeing other CRMโs
Insert any porn meme here!
Probably- Used often with rough entries
Probably- Used often with rough entries
IPA anyone? cheers. ๐
"long time no see!"
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