Congrats at being the best at sales. Now let’s throw a party...
Savages. We're throwing a party and you’re invited. And, not just any type of party with fruit punch and pizza sliced into 16 tiny ass pieces, we’re talkin’: top shelf booze, black tie, gambling, food that gets served to you by other people via a silver tray, and best of all… a rooftop.
We’re giving you a little head start so you can cop tickets while we still have them, but don’t wait too long. You only have 24 hours before everyone else gets a chance (and, we have limited capacity because you know...germs).
Where: San Francisco (Specific location is a secret but will drop in a couple weeks)
When: June 15 (7pm-11pm)
What: Formal Cocktail Attire
Start peepin' Rent the Runway now because you’re going to want to look amazing. We are serious when we say only the crem de la crem are getting this pre-sale invite. See you there, you deal closin’ beauty queen.
Link to tix: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/officers-lounge-san-francisco-tickets-151525419609
PLEASE DO NOT SHARE OUTSIDE THE WAR ROOM FOR NOW. I DON'T WANT NORMIES ASKING ME HOW TO GET IN THANKS.
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**FAQ**
What does this ticket include?
-- The best fucking night of your life.
What are your COVID safety protocols?
-- All guests must show proof of vaccination or negative COVID test within 48 hours. We will stay compliant with all city guidelines, because we want you to have fun and not have COVID.
How do I show proof of vaccination or negative COVID test?
-- At the check in station, you will need to provide proof of full vaccination or negative COVID test results received within 48 hours of the event. This can be a physical document (e.g. vaccination card) or a timestamped digital receipt on your phone. Without this, we are unable to grant admittance to the event and no refunds will be administered. (It’s still a pandemic, people.)
When will the venue location be revealed?
-- The grand unveiling is coming the first week of June. Get hyped, it’s gonna be sick.
Is there parking?
-- The venue is located in downtown SF so there are plenty of parking garages. However, if you plan on imbibing, we’d highly encourage you to use Uber or Lyft. Drunk driving is not cool.
I'm traveling from out of town, where should I stay?
-- Somewhere close to downtown. If you are looking for specific recommendations close to the event, email [email protected].
My friend (who is in sales) also wants to come. Is that cool?
-- Sure! As long as they are a true sales savage, they can have the honor of purchasing a ticket. No +1’s will be admitted without a ticket, and this event will 100% sell out.
I can no longer attend. What is your refund policy?
-- Go resell your ticket on Craigslist or LinkedIn. You’ll probably make money on it. I mean, you are in sales right?
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