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startedatatechunicorn

Account Executive | Sales Team Lead

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just adding this screengrab here to hop onto the ‘f**k LIfluencers’ train




was sent this... didn't go into LI to read her whole post... just couldn't. maybe I'm missing some life changing allegory here but I'll opt to not read

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Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
don't post about anything political on Linkedin... ever.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
That changed in the run up to the 2016 election. How people could think that possibly alienating substantial % of your potential customers/employees/employers/vendors is a good idea is beyond me. It still is.

Edit: a word
startedatatechunicorn
Contributor
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Account Executive | Sales Team Lead
seems extremely obvious 🙃🫣
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
You would think, clearly to some it is not.
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Chief Revenue Officer
I used to agree, but sadly politics and business are married. Plus politicians can make ANYTHING political.

There is a common theme in Science Fiction that when there is some planetary existential threat, the world will come together to try and overcome the issue. Sadly, after COVID, I realized that politicians will simply make it part of their stump speech. If they can politicize something like disease, they will politicize anything.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
More over, politicians will look for opportunities to expand their power and increase their earnings. Not all but many. Lobbyists, Big pharma and glorification. Once again never talk politics at work, it can’t end well.
sketchysales
Politicker
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Sales Manager
I mean what kind of correlation is that even. Just shoot me now.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Here I thought awkward Hallmark correlations were the worst. Forgot to factor in LinkedIn.
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
Holy shit thats insane.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
After reading this image, it got me thinking about Lauren - and is she okay?
HappyGilmore
Politicker
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Account Executive - SMB
I mean what the hell
jefe
Arsonist
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This has to be the worst one yet coming out of that rally..
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
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Director, Revenue Enablement
X (Twitter) is largely a dumpster fire these days, but given the circumstances this is hilarious.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
That's gold.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Also noticing the blue check...now I'm dying.
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
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Director, Revenue Enablement
Who the hell downvoted your “That’s gold” comment?!?!
RandyLahey
Politicker
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Account Executive
Some bitter ass loser
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
2
ERP Sales
Should have left that post in the drafts
Athlete49
2
SDR
That's crazy. Looks like they requested AI to link current events to b2b sales but make sure people dislike them. Mission accomplished.
Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Lmfao I knew this would happen eventually. Linkedin influencers simply can’t help themselves
Coffee_is_for_closers
Opinionated
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Product & Solutions Specialist
This one might take the cake for worst LinkedIn Influencer post of 2024. Bravo to Lauren
BigShrimpin
Politicker
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Account executive
heres what making a dumbass linkedin post taught me about b2b sales
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
And yet you feel compelled to share that 💩
homeschooled
Opinionated
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Executive Client Partner
I’m kind of curious where she went with this…

World champion missing shots -> Dead guy who killed someone but missed his shot -> Inspiration for more cold calls?

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