"Just be yourself"

I think this is shitty advice for some sales people. Some people's "selves" are fucking weird, awkward, and need to do better when it comes to human interaction. Not for me of course since I'm damn near perfect. But how about "be a better version of your weird self and be better than you are"? Sounds a little more realisitic.


-paddy

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Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
Me being myself: Hi, can you not waste my time? I need to see if you'll give my company, and therefore me, money so I can continue to live my most degenerate life-no I don't care about literally anything else. Thanks, fuck you, sign here.
paddy
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You should be yourself.
Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
I've tried that - there are specific HR mandates in place that prohibit that kind of behavior moving forward.
paddy
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Fuck HR they're a bunch of cowards
Sunbunny31
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If what I really thought was how I presented myself, I'd be a pariah.ย  As I suspect most of us would be.ย  ย I'm a pretty good actor, though.ย ย 
CuriousFox
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Thatsalesdude
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Create an alter ego that isn't your weird self and slowly fall into a multiple personality disorder.
paddy
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Director of Business Development
yeah welcome to sales
funcoupons
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Ppl to me: Wow u have a really great personality

Me: Thx, I created this one just for uย 
Sunbunny31
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Already got that covered!
funcoupons
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This is great advice for anyone that isnโ€™t perfect like us. But tbh I canโ€™t be my true self at work, I want prospects to buy from me. Flaunting it in their face that Iโ€™m way better looking, smarter, funnier, and have a 69/10 on my arm (hi bb) doesnโ€™t always work to my advantage. I could tone it down but likeโ€ฆI donโ€™t know how to be anything but flawless. It causes me major suffering. Hot people like us shouldnโ€™t have to work. Too hard on us and (less importantly,) the rest of the planet.ย 
MeowMeow
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Senior Enterprise Account Executive
I would go absolutely nowhere if I was โ€œbeing myselfโ€. Iโ€™m happy to have a sales job where I never have to look at people. They canโ€™t see all the eye rolling, shitty faces, and lewd gestures Iโ€™m making.
Mr.Pickles
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Sr. Customer Success Manager
I'm not my type.
SADNESSLieutenant
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people dont know who they truly are and are therefore fucking weird and awkward, people pleasing, narcissistic, shallow. get to know your real self. then be that.
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
"Just be Yourself" seems like the opposite of "fake it till you make it" which is more applicable to the sales & business world.