Step aside, Anna Wintour - War Room just hosted its own Met Gala, and it was fabulous. Let’s unveil the icons who owned the carpet this week.
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Top Commission - @Sunbunny31 , aka Vengeance in Velvet
She arrived late to the red carpet because her VP ghosted an early morning call. Dressed in silk sarcasm and accessorized with 203 commission points, she served rage, elegance, and realism - the holy trinity of high fashion. Advised against sending sales rookies to startup hell and reminded us all that even her son uses LinkedIn better than half the AE team. A $25 gift card for the queen of calculated candor.
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Top Quality - @Revenue_Rambo, aka The Cringe Whisperer
Cringe-fluencer with a wine glass? Iconic. Weekly Cringe Chronicles? War Room Pulitzer incoming. But beneath the humor is the gravitas: Rambo’s battle cry to build a safety net before diving headfirst into startup fantasyland hit hard. Add in a well-placed PayPal jab and an intro to whatprank.com (bless), and we’ve got this week’s Quality MVP. $40 headed your way, legend. You’re the Met Gala attendee who brought both fashion and function.
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Top New Joiner - @coletrain , aka The Comeback Kid in Couture
Not new. Just reborn. After ghosting the War Room time and again, Coletrain reemerged like a phoenix in Dior, dropping truth bombs about getting oversold into a gig where no one’s hitting quota and the product’s a myth.
Sound familiar? They’re back on the market, but more importantly - back in the WR. We salute the return, and manifest better gigs ahead. $20 gift card coming your way. Strut into those interviews like you’re closing the runway.
Till next week, keep your threads sharp - in outfits and in posts.
-G
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