Least favourite sales catchphrase?

I'll go first:


Low-hanging fruit

🐱 Off-Topic
😂 Sales Humor
🤓 Sales Tech
12
Rallier
Politicker
5
SDR Manager and Consultant
"Work hard play hard"
handysales
Politicker
0
Enterprise Sales Lead
OOF. I second that times a billion. 
JuicyKlay
Celebrated Contributor
3
AM
Land and expand 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
☕️
1) "Let's circle back on that"
2) "Going to take you on a deep dive"
3) "We are super sticky!"
4) "That's on the roadmap"
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
“Deeeeeeeeeep dive” ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Ace
Arsonist
1
CEO
Adding instant value
cw95
Politicker
1
Sales Development Lead
depth & breadth 
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Smile and dial 
SADNES5
Politicker
0
down voters are marketing spies
Middle-out compression (joke)

IOT - just because it can connect to the internet doesn't mean it should. 

The Cloud - My personal fav is my chrome plug in that changes all "cloud" to butt in the browser. 
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cloud-to-butt-plus/apmlngnhgbnjpajelfkmabhkfapgnoai?hl=en
handysales
Politicker
0
Enterprise Sales Lead
"all in one place"
Philly_Bro
Opinionated
0
Strategic Account Manager
"Nothing Happens In A Vacuum" 


I cringe anytime my VP kicks this back to me instead of telling me why somethings broke.
AinslieStreet
Politicker
0
Sales Consultant
“No such thing as ‘not in my job description’.”

I get it. “Start up spirit” and all that... but I am not here to be anyone’s IT girl. 
Incognito
WR Officer
0
Master of Disaster
Eewww. I’d straight up sass that back with “I know! Which is why I’m SO glad you’re gonna fix it!!!”
Smithy
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
Win win 
Incognito
WR Officer
0
Master of Disaster
“Does that make sense?”
swizard
Celebrated Contributor
0
Sales Evangelist
delivering business value
2

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