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JDialz

Chief Operating Officer

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LET'S GO BRANDON!

Hi :)


Please Note: I do not give a shit about how you feel about the President, current or former. That was just a hook to draw you in. Now that you're here, I need your help...


What should I get Mrs. JDialz for Christmas?


Your thoughtful consideration and prompt attention to the matter is greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance!


Respectfully,


JDialz

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WR Officer
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A shower curtain with this on it: 


JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
link?
funcoupons
WR Officer
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It would have to be a custom job. 
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
Heading over to Etsy now.
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
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Agency Recruiter
A surefire hit with the guests at any dinner party.
CaneWolf
Politicker
2
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Holy fuck, an absolute heater.
funcoupons
WR Officer
0
👑
I’ll send u one for Christmas 
Fenderbaum
Politicker
2
Retired Choirboy🪕
Ewww...
funcoupons
WR Officer
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You’re cool so I’ll throw u a bone here: 

- Jewelry. If she wears it, you really can’t go wrong with diamond earrings, a watch,  a bracelet, or a pretty necklace. Just make sure you get something that’s her style and will suit her. 

- Spa day at the nicest place in town. 

- If she’s a fashion lady, a day of shopping with you picking up the tab. You don’t get to complain about how long she’s taking at all. Time spent together and new stuff = ❤️ 

- If she likes to cook/bake, a cool kitchen gadget she wouldn’t spring for on her own. Lots of people like the KitchenAid stand mixer, could also do a nice grill, a pressure cooker, espresso machine, lots of options here. 

- Tix to an event she’ll love. Could be to a play/ballet/orchestra/sporting event as well as a traditional concert. 

- If she’s into gadgets there’s lots of options. New phone, headphones, nice wireless speakers, gaming system m, laptop etc. 

- She would appreciate supplies relating to her hobby, be it brewing wine, painting, reading, sewing, cycling, yoga, whatever it might be. 

- If she’s into beauty, you can’t go wrong with a great perfume, makeup she has her eye on, or pricey skincare products she wants but doesn’t want to pay for. Gift certificate to get her hair/nails/waxing/other esthetic services done are a good call too. 

Whatever you choose make sure to give her a stocking stuffed with her favourite snacks, little beauty products if she uses them, a scented candle, cozy socks or slippers etc. 
JDialz
Politicker
2
Chief Operating Officer
You are also cool.

These are great!
sketchysales
Politicker
0
Sales Manager
if shes into cooking and you got a big budget, get her a thermomix.  
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
☕️
"I do not give a shit about how you feel about the President, current or former."

Preceded by telling us how you feel about the current one. 

Anyways, you can't go wrong with getting things that keep her warm. Last year, I got my wife a sweat suit from outdoor voices that she wore near-daily for the entire winter.
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
It got you to click the post right? Means to an end, caffeine. Means to an end. I'm in sales, so I often say things I don't mean.

That's good advice though. She's always trying to burn me up in the winter jacking up the heat in the house!
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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YOU SLY DOG.

Yeah man, and I have always supplied her with fuzzy socks from Smartwool to keep her freezing toes off of my legs at night.
funcoupons
WR Officer
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To build on PBC’s suggestion of warmth: 

- A soft fuzzy blanket in her favourite colour 

- A heated blanket 

- Silk or cashmere pajama/lounge set 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
I want all of these.
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
Same. I hope Santa's watching.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
Santa is ALWAYS watching 😉
JDialz
Politicker
2
Chief Operating Officer
He has the free trial, of course.
ThatsWhatSheSaid
Valued Contributor
0
Intergalactic Sales Director
I've never met a Repubilcian who could sell.  Or give a good blowjob.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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☕️
Which is so strange because they spend a lot of time with their favorite politician's dick in their mouth.
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
Your world must be very small.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
0
☕️
Your skin must be very thin.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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And, for the record, plenty of Democrats like to gargle their favorite politician's balls. I try to stay package-free because I know that I am but a cog in a wheel that will spin no matter what kind of issues I think I have.
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
The "gargle" made me lol here 
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
For the record, the small world response was to SheSaid, not you. 

If the Taliban can't get me neither can your words. haha
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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☕️
Thank you bb
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
Would anyone mind if I took screenshots of all of this and sent it to man meats? 

Cause last year he bought me a kitchen aide mixer which I have used exactly three times. Where the fuck were my diamonds tyvm 
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
Wear it out!
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
The mixer? It’s for baking and I try to avoid carbs
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
Wear it out, as in "by all means, please screen shot and do with as you please." :)
funcoupons
WR Officer
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👑
I embrace carbs because I’m a pig. I’ll take it off your hands. 
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
Squeals good too
SaaSam
Politicker
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Account Executive
If you have kids, a couple of nights at a resort by herself to just relax. 

My wife thought I hung the moon with that gift.
funcoupons
WR Officer
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👑
Every woman would love a couple nights at a bougie spa resort, kids or not. Prepaid dinner and snacks, a massage, mani/pedi, preferably with a pool/hot tub? Uh yeah, man of the year. 
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
That's a great idea! I'll send her ass down to Tahiti for a long weekend.
CharmingSalesGal
Politicker
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Account Executive
I need to know more about Mrs. JDialz to give any good advice.
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
She's boujee and hilarious. Nurse, daughter of a farmer and judge, loves the outdoors.
CharmingSalesGal
Politicker
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Account Executive
Sounds like Mrs. JDialz needs a tropical vacation with unlimited alcohol!
MinisterOfChaos
Politicker
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Commercial Account Executive
How long have you all been married?

How long have you known each other?

Interests? Hobbies? Hates?

Need more context in order to provide true guidance.
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
1.5 years; 3 years; she loves the beach, sailing, and my cooking (if it isn't spicy). Hates tomatoes, spicy food, and the Philadelphia Eagles.

She really enjoys baking, loves our dog, the outdoors, and working out. 
MinisterOfChaos
Politicker
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Commercial Account Executive
Bespoke Post has a couple of nice gift guides with more unique gift offerings than what can be found on Amazon.

You could really splurge and book a long weekend camping trip with yoga/workout classes involved where you get to bring the doggie as well.

I dunno, just some random thoughts while I smile and dial on this lovely holiday.
JDialz
Politicker
0
Chief Operating Officer
I can tell you were smiling while also typing your response. The positivity really shined through!
Diablo
Politicker
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Sr. AE
You have the answers, just don't ask her to bake 😜
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
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MDR
Jewelry. If she wears it, you really can’t go wrong with diamond earrings, a watch,  a bracelet, or a pretty necklace. Just make sure you get something that’s her style and will suit her. 
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
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ISR
Could anyone mind if I took screenshots of all of this and sent it to man meats?
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
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ISR
"I do not give a shit about how you feel about the President,current or former."

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