LI phony blowhards

I am so sick of seeing so many stupid do good posts on LI.

"I just hired a recruiter on my team for a higher salary than my others. guess what I did? went and highered everyone else's salary."

"then I solved world hunger during lunch and cured a quadriplegic"

I want to comment on every post like that I see with STFU but can't for obvious reasons. 

any clever ways to comment on posts like that to throw some jabs? 
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TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
You come to WR and and blow them up here hahah.


I would have LOVED that if every time someone was hired to do the same job as me with a higher base i got a raise. That’s why i don’t really believe it happened haha
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Anyone remember when Bravado hosted helpful sales content? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Pepperidge Farms ALWAYS remembers...
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
"Glad to see you got your humblebrag in for the day"...?

But its probably the highlight of their day to put something which probably belongs on FB on LI.  
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
The sad part is, you’re right. Too many people think they’re providing sage wisdom, so they can’t wait to share. Their FB friends probably see right through these though, and it’s hard to humblebrag in front of aunt Edna (what is it you do again, dear? ) so onto LI they go.

It’s sad, really, the attention-seeking and affirmation. The saddest part is that online accolades are shallow.
AchillesOfAdTech
Valued Contributor
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Account Director
What people don't seem to understand is that LinkedIn is social media. It may be "work related." But it's an internet popularity contest just like FB, Reddit, Twitter. You sell a product (post) to capture the most amount of revenue (likes). Lowest common denominator. 
NotCreativeEnough
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Professional Day Ruiner
create a fake LinkedIn profile entirely to troll the hell out of them

I've definitely thought about doing it
TheQueenofDiamonds
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Account Executive
Make it the same as your bravado user tag too, and show us here, I will follow you. Mess up with their algorithm
GottaSellEmAll
Big Shot
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Sales Manager
This is a golden idea
GottaSellEmAll
Big Shot
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Sales Manager
I created a fake LI and put out my first troll comment tonight. Follow my adventures here: www.linkedin.com/in/dwight-schrute-sensei

It’s just beginning :)
champchamp
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Certified Savage
Hahaha DO IT
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
Dan price vibrations
Justatitle
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Account Executive
Clout chasing meets professional networking 
Lioness
Good Citizen
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Sr Field Enterprise Account Executive
You can always turn the notifications off for these people. 
Lyceum
Big Shot
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Strategic Account Executive
You just need to stop scrolling Linkedin. You can only control your own actions. 
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
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Account Manager
That's why we're all here, broseph... To vent our frustrations about the people on LinkedIn that we hate.  Funny thing is probably half of us are those people, all dreading the day we get jabbed in the warroom. 
TheQueenofDiamonds
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Account Executive
I almost feel like bravado should create linkedin special filter / category. To tag all LI shitposts 
saasbaby
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SDR
virtue signaling everywhere. It's tired. 
Juancallclose
Catalyst
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Director
Virtue signaling and humble bragging and sales coaches who couldn’t close a door. If it weren’t for getting cancelled I’d troll the shit out of some folks