BigCheese
Notorious Answer
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Agency Recruiter
LinkedIn further cementing its reputation as an upside-down pile of shit.
Salespreuner
Big Shot
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Regional Sales Director
Couldn't drop a better comment! Yes!
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
BUTT, you could drop a better turd.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
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HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
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HMFIC
"You said a no-no word.ย  We don't do that on LinkedIn.ย  We prefer made-up inspirational stories and 'humble and honored' posts from trust fund kids getting accepted to summer internships with buy-side firms between terms at Yale."
sahil
Notable Contributor
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Deepak Chopra of Sales
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funcoupons
WR Officer
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This is the direction all these shitty social media companies are going. You're only allowed to have an opinion if it sounds like "baaa." ๐Ÿ‘
CCP
Opinionated
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VP, Business Development
Couldn't agree more. Diversity of thought is a no no. Like "maybe the rona came from the rona research lab in the city the virus originated? Worth exploring, possibly?" BANNED! Until...ย 
Incognito
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Master of Disaster
You, Sir, win the internet today ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Kanyebut4sales
WR Lieutenant
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Account Executive
OK so the line we canโ€™t cross is fuck face, good to know! ๐Ÿคฃ
rekled
Opinionated
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Strategic Account Executive
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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๐ŸฆŠ
Heaven forbid we show our many dimensions of humanity instead of being robotic.ย 

Thanks for standing up ๐Ÿฅ‚
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
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Director Sales and Market Development
Man, I wish there was an anonymous platform we could go to and actually solve business problems..........Ahead of your time Sahil!ย 
LordBusiness
Politicker
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Chief Revenue Officer
I think it might have been the Fuck-Face that did you in.ย 
slaydie
Big Shot
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Account Executive
agreed but honestly the fuck-face makes it....Ive been trying to think of other things to say but nothing resonates as much as fuck-face
thegrinch
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SDR
It's Sahil vs. Linkedin. The shots have been fired
JuicyKlay
Celebrated Contributor
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AM
My money is on Sahilย 
TheLaughingWolf
WR Officer
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Business Development Manager
I thought the second post you made looked similar but different at the same time. It's good to know I wasn't inadvertently slipping between realities.ย 
Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
LinkedIn is losing my interest more and more each day
DizzyRascal
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BizDev
But didn't I see this on Linkedin? - minus the FF ofcourse
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
LinkedIn: how can we make sales hate us more?
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
I read some bullshit post about all the great reasons to cold call from some out of touch manager and he failed to mention comission lmao
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