Thesamiam13x

Sales

Celebrated Contributor

Arsonist

Catalyst

Linkedin Roaster

Not sure if you all seen this, did it on myself and it was pretty funny lol

https://liroast.web.app/ LinkedIn Roaster - Brutal honesty for your profile Brutally and hilariously dissects LinkedIn profiles. Ready for some tough love?

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Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

This should come with a warning label: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, OR EASILY OFFENDED.

Thesamiam13x

Celebrated Contributor

Sales

Haha, yes its brutal

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Looking forward to playing around with this! Thanks for the share!

Thesamiam13x

Celebrated Contributor

Sales

For sure!

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

I might have to search this and give it a try.

Still ain't clicking no links.

Thesamiam13x

Celebrated Contributor

Sales

Do it!!!! lol

sketchysales

Politicker

Sales Manager

Ok i roasted myself and its brutal. I think i shall retire to my chamber for the remainder of the day.

FinanceEngineer

Politicker

Sr Director, sales and partnerships

I’m just going to start dropping in people I’m interviewing or trying to sell to. This is funny.

Thesamiam13x

Celebrated Contributor

Sales

lol

lowhangersalesbanger

Executive

Account Executive

I’m going to try this on my self. 😂

Thesamiam13x

Celebrated Contributor

Sales

Ha its funny and somewhat acurate

TennisandSales

Politicker

Head Of Sales

damn i broke my own rule and clicked the link. Glad its legit 😂

Thesamiam13x

Celebrated Contributor

Sales

haha glad you click it

TennisandSales

Politicker

Head Of Sales

omg ok follow up this site is pretty funny 😂

I wish i could share it here i feel like this would be the perfect place to post that shit.

Thesamiam13x

Celebrated Contributor

Sales

You could share snips of it 😉

Filth

Politicker

Live Filthy or Die Clean

IT hurt so good LOL. Here are some gems from mine:

"...if your job performance is as verbose and vague as your profile, I now understand why customer support hotlines have hold music."

"...University—where you mastered the ultimate skill: making a whole lot of nothing sound like a Nobel Prize in Fortune Cookie Writing."

"...your LinkedIn profile reads like the Terms and Conditions of a toaster oven."

AND, my favorite and may become my actual description: "FiLth: turning professional fluff and redundancy into an art form."

Thesamiam13x

Celebrated Contributor

Sales

haha nice

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

ERP Sales

"You’ve been ghosted so much you’re eligible for a part in the next Paranormal Activity movie"

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

ERP Sales

That hurt!

cw95

Politicker

Head of SDR

I should not have done this whilst recently being made redundant. I'm going to run to my mum and cry for a bit.

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jefe

Arsonist

🍁

@Gasty 🚮