In this weeks episode of unpersonalized, ineffective and weird outreach, I thought I was getting only fans tokens.
oldcloser
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Basically anything coming out of India (and I donโt care how racist that sounds) is going to be an AI bot.
And anything starting out with โI hope this finds you wellโ is also an AI bot, and ought to be deleted automatically.
And anything starting out with โI hope this finds you wellโ is also an AI bot, and ought to be deleted automatically.
How did โfinds you wellโ become the default LLM opener? Whatโs wrong with โin good spirits,โ or better yet, โballs deep?โ
Sounds like you need to be training your AIโฆIโd find those greetings hilarious.
It was a response or an opener in the time of CoVid...
๐คฃ balls deep
Itโs how the default pre-AI Indian greeting and has been adopted by AI today.
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Ironically, I think @oldcloser and I would respond best to a format like this:
"Listen here cockbag,
You're going to meet with me next week for 45 minutes and if you're lucky, I'll let you buy my product. Don't bother responding, shits on your calendar. You're fucking welcome.
No you can't have my contact information - we aren't dating, I'm out of your league.
Best Regards,"
"Listen here cockbag,
You're going to meet with me next week for 45 minutes and if you're lucky, I'll let you buy my product. Don't bother responding, shits on your calendar. You're fucking welcome.
No you can't have my contact information - we aren't dating, I'm out of your league.
Best Regards,"
If it ended with - when we talk you can start the meeting by telling me why the fuck my company would even want a customer like you.
huge fan of "why the fuck should I care" attitude in client facing roles lol. I miss Dick's last resort, nothing like paying to be berated.
You lost your local Dickโs? Always one over here.
Last time I was out in Nevada for work I was really tempted to push the schedule around and get there. I love the abuse!
Thatโs a tailored message, did lots of research, thatโs why you are his virtual mate
But heโs not your virtual soul mate. Then it would be worthy of a reply
I must continue my search
They are just a random text away saying they โrandomly pulled your number from a database and would you like to hear about the job they haveโ then youโll know!
What a name to pick for a company. Sounds either like a cam site or a place to find imaginary friends.
Virtual mate?
Did they get a G2 intent hit from you, OC? ๐
Did they get a G2 intent hit from you, OC? ๐
It is mating season, ya know.
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also "Outsourcing services specialist" is a fucking stupid title.
You don't want be his virtual mate, mate?
gross
I don't know how I feel about someone trying to sell labour for such a small price. Makes me wonder what this person gets per hour.
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