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LinkedIn WTF of the day


https://www.linkedin.com/posts/heidisolomon1_saturdaythoughts-sales-family-activity-6862741519074377728-hMsN ✊Heidi Solomon-Orlick on LinkedIn: #saturdaythoughts #sales #family | 23 comments Good morning NYC. I took a drive into the city to celebrate my son’s 25th birthday. Belated of course since I have been so busy with work responsibilities... 23 comments on LinkedIn
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WR Officer
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I'm sick of this inane bullshit, I hope this lady chokes on a donut, sees her life flash before her eyes, and decides to do the right thing and stop posting trash on LI.
SaaSam
Politicker
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Account Executive
Can you imagine how bad it would be if they had a rewards system for posts? 

I feel like we've done a good job at policing the bullshit posts in the WR but LinkedIn is a lost cause. I just go there looking for info on prospects and to laugh at dumbshit people.
sugardaddy
Politicker
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You madam, just made my day! <3 Haha
funcoupons
WR Officer
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It’s honest work but somebody’s gotta. ;) 
sugardaddy
Politicker
1
🍬
Spot on! ;) 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Just eat the fucking donut, Heidi.
SaaSam
Politicker
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Account Executive
She will.. I like to imagine her a lot like DiAngelo from The Office and her inability to resist now that she's made it known to the world she is looking to stay away from junk.

Won't be long and she'll be grabbing a handful of cake in the conference room.
Woody
Politicker
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Business Development Executive
I hope someone warned her that the blueberry muffins have even more sugar.  Maybe I should reach out and let her know. 
jobs_rebecca
Good Citizen
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Member Services Specialist
Amen.
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
No, not again lol. I read your other one, we face palmed, we laughed, we cried… But I’m not subjecting myself to more of these lol
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
7
Rolling 20's all day
I like how she admits that they are celebrating it belatedly because of course she puts work over family 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
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SaaS Eater
Im gonna start working on prioritizing my priorities, life changing advice there.  
Woody
Politicker
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Business Development Executive
That's the kind of line a man could run for office with.  My fellow American's, as your next leader I will prioritize our priorities!
Jewcan_Sam81
Politicker
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Account Executive
Ugh, so gross, man. It sounds like that ridiculous scene in "American Beauty" where that dude has a semi because of a plastic bag flopping around
funcoupons
WR Officer
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LOL
0PercentCloseRate
Politicker
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Oh boy
Heidi, I wish you well. Good on you for not eating that donut. Have a great day!
Diablo
Politicker
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Sr. AE
I can't think of being so creative when I see food bc the next thing is my mind is to hog.
Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
I feel like avant-garde artists of the 20th century would do well on LinkedIn
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
"I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul"
Woody
Politicker
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Business Development Executive
Someone should catalog these and make an annotated compendium of Linkedin cringery. I see it as a coffee table book.  Great Christmas gift.  
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Put the donut down and eat a banana bitch.
SalesSage
Valued Contributor
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National Account Manager
She spent more time taking the pic, writing the post and talking about what she isn't going to do then getting after what matters.  
PleaseAdvise
Executive
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Account Executive
Preach!
SaaSMaster
Politicker
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Strategic Partnerships Manager
Just had to add in there that she’s been so busy, just so anybody who’s cold called her doesn’t think she was lying
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Dammit, just eat the donut, celebrate with your son, and don’t bother to share online, k thx.
Mjollnir
Politicker
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Account Executive
Jaysus. respectfully, this lady is full of shit.
sugardaddy
Politicker
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🍬
Jesus christ! 
TheOverTaker
Politicker
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Senior Account Executive
"I work so hard that my kids have fluid birthdays to fit my schedule. Honestly, I forget I have kids, until I see the meeting titled 'birthday' that they put on my calendar"
SaaSsy
Politicker
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AE
Wow, there's no linear thought about donuts behind this #pissed
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
FFS, this is what Twitter is designed to do. Somebody should punt her into the sun.
SaaSyBee
Politicker
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Founder
This poor woman. Just eat the damn donut.
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
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Account Executive
this is a fucking awful metaphor lmao
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
What the fuck do donuts have to do with the road less traveled?
ryan_howard
Politicker
2
Director, Business Development
Everything, you obviously just missed the point. Heidi is a modern day Socrates
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
0
sales
Fuck me i guess
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
There's humble brags and then there's this, which leaves me scratching my head thinking "wtf did I just read?" 
Biznasty
Opinionated
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Lead Business Development Manager
What a fucking leap 
princess_slaya
Fire Starter
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RVP
interviewing with a company where a would be colleague posts one liners every other day in the same format, such a turn off
PleaseAdvise
Executive
0
Account Executive
Wait. So did she eat a donut or not???
CRAG112
Valued Contributor
0
Account Executive
cunt????? I believe that's what Jim Jeffries would say.

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