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List of cowards

Does anyone have a list of cowards they look at every morning to motivate them?


I'm putting one together of all the people who've ever wronged me, lied to me, or even looked at me wrong.


Who's on your list of cowards?


-paddy

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RealPatrickBateman
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
The List:
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
LMFAO
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
7
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
100% close rate to date. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
hahahahahahahha
CaneWolf
Politicker
3
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
10/10 reference.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
2
Officer of ♥️
LMFAO
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
12
☕️
Gary V
Grant Cardone
Seamless Brandon
Josh Braun
Dan Price
Justin Whatever

Essentially any LinkedIn influencer or blowhard who hasn’t done shit relevant to their “coaching” in a decade, or worse, they did it for 2-3 years and now they’re a consultant.
CaneWolf
Politicker
2
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Gary V wasn't ever doing relevant shit. He just had daddy's money to buy success.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
Amen!
Armageddon
Opinionated
0
Enterprise Account Executive
your list is missing Gong JC and Slay-E
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
0
☕️
The didn’t exist two years ago 😂
FormerStartupJobHopper
Tycoon
7
AE
cercei, joffrey, ilyn payne, the hound

RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
3
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Fuckin Joffrey 🙄
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
A girl must forget her name
E_Money
Big Shot
7
💰
Brandon. Bornancin. 



COWARD
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
BIGTIME coward
E_Money
Big Shot
7
💰
He has refused all my LinkedIn DMs inviting him to fight behind the Dennys
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
I'm going to relish in the hours that I spent torturing him one day. I'm saving my strongest pressure washer just for B-Dawg.
E_Money
Big Shot
3
💰
As he struggles through the pain you hear him mumbling. You lean in to hear him shakily whisper "I can... 10x revenue... new book..." 
sahil
Notable Contributor
2
Deepak Chopra of Sales
Facts
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
5
VP of Sales
I don’t write it down, but I have a rotating list in my head.  I wouldn’t have made it this far without the white hot fury they’ve gifted me.

The Lord said “do not avenge, for vengeance is mine”

I say fuck that shit, vengeance is mine 😇
youngsmoky
Celebrated Contributor
1
Senior Account Executive
" Now I am not afraid to do the Lord's work
You say vengeance is his but Imma do it first
I'm gonna handle my business in the name of the Law, mmh"

loved that song from Django
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
I love you, my sweet little perfect croissant. 

You know I have a list. I’ll DM u the Excel file. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
3
VP of Sales
You know there’s a size limit on email attachments right? You’re going to have to buy an extra storage plan and host it on Dropbox or Drive or something
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
👑
It’s fine, we talk on like six different mediums. Especially OnlyFans and telegraph. 

I’ll break it down into tidbits. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
3
VP of Sales
Haha, Coups is a top 0.1% content creator on the WR AND OF? 👀
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
People love my shower content, what can I say?
SaaSam
Politicker
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Account Executive
I did for a long while. Was an old Director of Sales I had when I first got into sales. Now I make more money than he does and he has a hard time finding a company that'll put up with his bullshit for more than 3 months.

I won.
jefe
Arsonist
0
🍁
The sweet taste of victory
CaneWolf
Politicker
3
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Is this the new version of "list of people who deserve to a very painful death?" Because if so, I'm here for it.
paddy
WR Officer
4
Director of Business Development
Pretty much. This one is slightly more personal though. The list you’re referring to is general consensus
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
3
Officer of ♥️
-any Li influencer who shouldn't be within 5 miles of whatever the fuck they are talking about.
-especially when they dont respond to my comments roasting them
-anyone who has gaslit me
-that drug dealer who killed mac miller
-brandon
-my boss
FoodForSales
Politicker
2
AE
Why would you want that?  I find being positive more helpful than being negative.
paddy
WR Officer
6
Director of Business Development
Idk man why not
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
IYKYK, this discussion isn’t for u birds. 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
2
VP of Sales
There are heroes and villains, and not everyone can be a hero
FoodForSales
Politicker
4
AE
I get that.  I just don't like to dwell on the negative.  I like to put them in my rear view mirror.
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
2
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
BIG swell guy right here
FoodForSales
Politicker
-1
AE
meant dwell.  Fixed it.
GottaSellEmAll
Big Shot
0
Sales Manager
@FoodForSales you just made the list, coward.
BitcoinAddict
Opinionated
2
AE
A few.

1. My first ever manager at my first SaaS job out of college. Constantly threw me under the bus and even put me through a humiliating "mentorship" program where he had someone on the team show me how to do the job. Put me in a position where I didn't get any accounts until 3 months after everyone else and then asked why I am not performing.

2. Another manager I had who played favorites and threw me along with two other SDRs under the bus for not performing well, meanwhile giving all inbounds to one rep and hailing him as the best. Told me I was not cut out for sales and didn't have what it took to be AE.

Now I am an AE and he peeked on my profile about a month ago, I had removed him as a connection.
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Wow, both people sound like assholes.
BitcoinAddict
Opinionated
0
AE
they were but karma caught up to the first one
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Dan Price
Brandon Bornancin 
Grant Cardone 
Logan and Jake Paul
The Kardashians
The entire Bravo channel
People who stand on the left side of escalators 
People who clap when an airplane lands
People who stand up when an airplane lands 
Slow walkers in general 
Any Gong CSM
Jonah Hill, he’s just not funny
Alec Baldwin 
Cardi B
Lebron James 
Philadelphia 
San Francisco
New York
CaneWolf
Politicker
3
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
You lost me from Jonah Hill down basically (I don't give a shit about Cardi B) but the first several were a fun journey.
jefe
Arsonist
1
🍁
@CaneWolf 100% agree
GottaSellEmAll
Big Shot
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Sales Manager
Lolol I love this idea! “List of cowards” - imma do this too.
playerone
Politicker
0
Regional Account Executive
I have a list, but it’s not a Monday Morning coffee—it’s more like a stab of adrenaline to the heart when I feel ready to throw in the towel. I love them because I don’t.
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
0
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Some guy named fuzzy
Gasty
Notable Contributor
0
War Room Community Manager
Tony Robbins

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