Marketers marketing marketing BS

Hey Savages,


Just wanted to share this real quick to wrap it up today. I sell to marketers and cold called a marketing director today.


First, I referenced a new acquisition their company is planning and she proceeded to correct me saying that they are not expanding into a new industry since they are already in that industry. I checked the damn recording after and I said "Expanding your footprint into the healthcare space by acquiring..."


However, I wasn't gonna start a discussion about what I said/not said, so, I simply clarified/restated my point and kept the conversation going.


I went with "a lot of marketers are preparing for 2023 and blah, blah, blah, are you focusing on similar priorities or working on something else right now?"


She didn't answer and instead proceeded to tell me that "This is not the way to get in touch with marketers, it comes off as spammy and im not even the right contact."


I then basically said "Cool, who's the right person to get in contact?"


She told me that she didn't know and that instead of cold calling I should be attending events and "keeping it more organic and allow things to flow"


Hahaha are you kidding me? I wanted to tell her that her company has thousands of people doing the exact same thing I'm doing, and that they are the reason she has a job and the reason their company make hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue.


However, I kept it professional as the polite gentleman I am, wished her an amazing day and hung up.


I just find it hilarious that some marketers and people in general think B2B businesses could thrive by sitting on their asses waiting for customers to come through the door with a bag full of cash because they read your fucking blog post. Especially in this economy.


Anyone had similar experiences either with marketing or other department?

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Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
"Oh, thank you for your helpful suggestions! Have you communicated that approach to your sales leadership? I'm sure they'd love to hear it from you and start implementing right away!"

so. tempting.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
Hahaha yeess!!
champchamp
Arsonist
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Certified Savage
Haha bneautiful comeback... i don't think i would've resisted the temptation to say it had i thought of it.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
If you're like me, you tend to think of these things far too late to be an epic comeback.
champchamp
Arsonist
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Certified Savage
Hahah literally 😂. ***In the shower the next day*** Fuck, i should've said this yesterday***
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Exactly. Driving home, taking my hike, any of that.

I have had my share of on the spot epic comebacks...but I have far more missed opportunities that I regret deeply.
SoccerandSales
Big Shot
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Account Executive
This. I am sure that it will be well received by that team lol
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
Marketing is a joke. This is hilarious.
Fenderbaum
Politicker
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Retired Choirboy🪕
Me thinks that woman may require an improvement to her love life.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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A giant eggplant
Hosshead
Opinionated
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Retired
Eggplant made me think of the cucumber scene from Animal House. Ha!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
Epic.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
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Sales Rep
Great movie!
Rallier
Politicker
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SDR Manager and Consultant
This is such a classic marketing take. They just have no clue. I wouldn't worry about it too much and move on quickly.
TheIncarceration
Politicker
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SDR Manager
I'd end it all if I had to hear shit like that on the phone on a regular basis
Hosshead
Opinionated
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Retired
Good job keeping it professional. Stay the course and please... keep it organic!
jefe
Arsonist
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🍁
Her head is very far up her you know what.
SaaSsy
Politicker
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AE
I truly think every other department thinks we just get people calling us ready to buy - it’s a joke!
RedLightning
Politicker
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Mid-Market AE
Marketing loves to be hypocritical. They complain about being marketed to and about every B2B tactic while also employing those same tactics.

My favorite is complaining about pricing pages not having pricing while their pricing page doesn't.

Another great one is "I hate discovery calls" immediately followed by "my needs are unique and sales teams need to tailor their offering to me"

I also love the irony of people who mass communicate complaining about being mass communicated to.
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Why are marketing so irritating?

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Why are marketing so irritating?
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Marketing is useless

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What is marketing?

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