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Martini Lunch?

The top SDR/AE in your Org just agreed to let you buy them a drink in exchange for hearing about their process, tips/tricks, etc. When you meet up and you ask what they'd like, they say whatever you're having. What drinks are you ordering?

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DrunkenArt
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Sales Representative
" Well, Hector here’s the game plan. You’re gonna bring us two Absolut martinis, you know how I like ’em, straight up. And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that you’re gonna bring us two more. And then two more after that every five minutes until one of us passes the fuck out."
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
tootski?
BmajoR
Arsonist
2
Account Executive
Plater?
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
🦊
Jus a lil bit
GDO
Politicker
0
BDM
Was thinking about the exact same thing! What a great scene. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
16
👑
Tears from salty SDRs
paddy
WR Officer
10
Director of Business Development
Blood from my neighbor's kittens I just skinned alive.
CaneWolf
Politicker
3
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Jesus. Even as a joke.
BmajoR
Arsonist
5
Account Executive
Jesus is the funniest joke of all time. 
Beercules
Politicker
2
SDR
And Kahlua?

paddy
WR Officer
4
Director of Business Development
Always
Beercules
Politicker
2
SDR
I was worried there for a second - the two together might create a tang like twist. I like it!
sebitas
Opinionated
0
administrador
Por supuesto ajajajaja
NotInterested
Catalyst
1
Business Development Manager
Why are you a kitten hater?
paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
I'm not
369DocuSign
Big Shot
0
Sales Director
Yikes. You ok?
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
I'm fine. The cats on the other hand....
sebitas
Opinionated
0
administrador
ajajajaja So bad
BmajoR
Arsonist
5
Account Executive
AMF for sure
HappyGilmore
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Tecate/tequila combo that has to be finished within 15 minutes so another one can be ordered. 
369DocuSign
Big Shot
1
Sales Director
I like your style
sebitas
Opinionated
1
administrador
unique in life
sebitas
Opinionated
1
administrador
what a great combi
cw95
Politicker
2
Sales Development Lead
What ever is most expensive. Treat yourself to the posh beer. 
sebitas
Opinionated
0
administrador
how good is it to enjoy the expensive
Tres
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Is this a legit question, or hypothetical? Assuming it's legit.. hopefully you already know what they like to drink and just pick what you know they'll like. 

If not looking for a serious answer, go with @funcoupons reply. 
happyhunter
Politicker
1
spittin' sunshine
Sparkling wine or rose...Sorry boys, you're drinking with the lady today 😉
IAMAM
Catalyst
0
SADNESS
Pink bubbles are honestly fire 🔥
happyhunter
Politicker
0
spittin' sunshine
Ohhhh I like where your head is at!!! 
Balloons4baboons
Opinionated
1
Account Executive
"Garcon! Another bottle of your second-least-expensive champagne."

If they say they'll have whatever I have I'm ordering a martini, manhattan, old fashioned or a scotch. If it's a more casual place whatever local hazy IPA they have. All I know is a couple martinis in and both of our calls are going to sound better...to us anyway.
NotInterested
Catalyst
1
Business Development Manager
I'm not an asshole, so I would order what I normally drink. A mid grade tequila, casamigos, with lemonade, because its summer and delicious. And what sales person doesn't love tequila? 
GDO
Politicker
0
BDM
I always go for a beer. Or when eating togheter red wine. 
eman
Politicker
0
Account Executive
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