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🚨 Missed last week’s flash sale? 🚨

Not gonna sugarcoat it, that kinda blows. ☹️

But know how you can never again miss another flash sale, limited drop, exclusive event, or SECRET SALE?

Download the Bravado mobile app . And turn on your notifications, obvi.

It's sleek, it's easy, and it's the best #FomoRepellant in the game because again, we're going to start having secret sales (!!!) and we’ll only tell people with the app via push notifications. The ball’s in your court, my friend. 📱

In other news, it’s the end of January so naturally, we’re already dreaming about summer. We’re gonna add some hawt 🔥 summer items to the Commission Store but want to hear it from you first. What new items do you want to see in the Commission Store? Let us know in the comments below.

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WR Officer

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Thanks for always working to make us happy. Appreciate u.

My humble requests:

- WR branded shower heads, shower curtains, and other bathroom accessories so I can stay fre$h all summer long.

- A pressure washer for yard cleanup and simp removal.

- NFT art of Corp taking a shower...summer is the season of hot, right?

- Inflatable pool to avoid heatstroke. I'd fill mine with a strong G&T combination so I don't have to bring my Yeti outside and get it dirty.

- WR branded thong bikini...Gong does NOT have the exclusive rights on thongs, however hard they might try.

Thank u

RealPatrickBateman

Politicker

🔪Amateur Butcher🔪

@funcoupons You have the FULL weight of my support with ALL of these items in the Commish shop

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WR Officer

👑

You know, I think u can hang. @CoorsKing can we get Mr Bateman (NOT Paul Allan even though they kinda look the same) into boot camp soon?

RealPatrickBateman

Politicker

🔪Amateur Butcher🔪

And for the love of god, PLEASE dont invite that dweeb Marcus Halberstram.

GreenSide

Politicker

Sales manager

I thought you asked for a WR branded shower cap

SaaSguy

Tycoon

Account Executive

WR bidet?

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

I went for the calendar and never got a confirmation that it was sent to me?

1) Annual membership to Whoop.
2) Series 7 Apple Watch (not SE)
3) A SADNESS Sleep Mask

CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

Oooh. A sadness sleep mask would be clutch

Jewcan_Sam81

Politicker

Account Executive

Especially if it has one of those pockets in it to put like, lavender or eucalyptus stuff for some extra sexy relaxation

Sunbunny31

Arsonist

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

WR needs a signature scent.

CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

Sex Panther

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WR Officer

👑

Day old Kahlua on a bearskin rug mixed with tears and the faint scent of burnt butt cheeks...

BmajoR

Arsonist

Account Executive

The option to cash out to bring back incognito and get rid of dman

Samsamoon

Opinionated

Associate

Yes in my very post I am told of dman use telephon. Why rid? Is incognito more better of helping business purchasing products with telephon?

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

sales

A WR branded:

- versatable
- headset
- office chair
- iphone case
- anything off of thisiswhyimbroke.com
- cloud travel pillow, the one where you can lean forward on the tray and sleep
- cbd
- olivia rodrigo
- medical school

Jewcan_Sam81

Politicker

Account Executive

This is some forward thinking right here

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

sales

i havent heard back on the olivia rodrigo thing yet. @BravadoMod

CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

A WR branded paddle we can keep the interns in line with

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WR Officer

👑

Oooh with raised lettering so if u hit 'em hard enough, the WR logo is left behind on their booty cheek. That would be straight fire.

Sunbunny31

Arsonist

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Skip the paddle in these cases and go straight to the branding iron. That logo would look AWESOME.

Jewcan_Sam81

Politicker

Account Executive

One of those Ben Affleck in Dazed and Confused paddles to initiate the fresh meat

ArcherRowan

Contributor

Influential Dino King

@CoorsKing Although paddles are wonderful to keep idiot interns in-line, we’ve stepped up our game with BB guns.

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WR Officer

👑

I prefer pressure washers

CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

touché, though the paddle is easier to sneak past metal detectors

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

I'd also like to add a voucher for a weekend rental of the Prezzie suite at the Bellagio, but I'd need any cloth furniture to be pre-saran wrapped. The saran wrap is VERY important for reasons I cannot reveal but just know that @paddy and I would really appreciate it. <3

Thatsalesdude

Politicker

Account Executive

You know what would be super cool to have in the store? Some War Room putter grips. Just throwing that out there.

CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

This is a good take. @GeneralCorp

RealPatrickBateman

Politicker

🔪Amateur Butcher🔪

The flash sale was legit, thank you for that. Scooped up a couple sets of WR Golf balls. I can't wait to lose them!!!

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

I'd be happy with a koozie. I always carry one in my purse. I'm classy 🦊

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WR Officer

👑

BBK Emergency kit

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Seriously cannot stand holding a beer or a claw when they start to sweat.

Sunbunny31

Arsonist

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Not going to get the Apple Watch ever - but maybe another fitness tracker option? Fitbit or -- ?

ventox35

Politicker

Sales Leader

playstation 5

WR branded gongs for closing deals

laptop bag-leather, please, we are elegant folk

gift card variety

office/gaming chair, WR branded black with gold accents (elegant)

desperado

Big Shot

taking a break

+1 for gongs

Filth

Tycoon

Live Filthy or Die Clean

Android app please.

Diablo

Politicker

Sr. AE

Apple Watch is something I am 👀at