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๐Ÿšจ Missed last weekโ€™s flash sale? ๐Ÿšจ

Not gonna sugarcoat it, that kinda blows. โ˜น๏ธ


But know how you can never again miss another flash sale, limited drop, exclusive event, or SECRET SALE?


Download the Bravado mobile app . And turn on your notifications, obvi.


It's sleek, it's easy, and it's the best #FomoRepellant in the game because again, we're going to start having secret sales (!!!) and weโ€™ll only tell people with the app via push notifications. The ballโ€™s in your court, my friend. ๐Ÿ“ฑ



In other news, itโ€™s the end of January so naturally, weโ€™re already dreaming about summer. Weโ€™re gonna add some hawt ๐Ÿ”ฅ summer items to the Commission Store but want to hear it from you first. What new items do you want to see in the Commission Store? Let us know in the comments below.

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funcoupons
WR Officer
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Thanks for always working to make us happy. Appreciate u.

My humble requests:

- WR branded shower heads, shower curtains, and other bathroom accessories so I can stay fre$h all summer long.

- A pressure washer for yard cleanup and simp removal.

- NFT art of Corp taking a shower...summer is the season of hot, right?

- Inflatable pool to avoid heatstroke. I'd fill mine with a strong G&T combination so I don't have to bring my Yeti outside and get it dirty.

- WR branded thong bikini...Gong does NOT have the exclusive rights on thongs, however hard they might try.

Thank u
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
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๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
@funcouponsย You have the FULL weight of my supportย with ALL of these items in the Commish shop
funcoupons
WR Officer
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๐Ÿ‘‘
You know, I think u can hang. @CoorsKingย can we get Mr Bateman (NOT Paul Allan even though they kinda look the same) into boot camp soon?
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
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๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
And for the love of god, PLEASE dont invite that dweeb Marcus Halberstram.ย 
GreenSide
Politicker
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Sales manager
I thought you asked for a WR branded shower capย 
SaaSguy
Tycoon
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Account Executive
WR bidet?
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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I went for the calendar and never got a confirmation that it was sent to me?

1) Annual membership to Whoop.
2) Series 7 Apple Watch (not SE)
3) A SADNESS Sleep Mask
CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
Oooh. A sadness sleep mask would be clutch
Jewcan_Sam81
Politicker
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Account Executive
Especially if it has one of those pockets in it to put like, lavender or eucalyptus stuff for some extra sexy relaxation
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
WR needs a signature scent.
CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
Sex Panther
funcoupons
WR Officer
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๐Ÿ‘‘
Day old Kahlua on a bearskin rug mixed with tears and the faint scent of burnt butt cheeks...
BmajoR
Arsonist
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Account Executive
The option to cash out to bring back incognito and get rid of dmanย 

Samsamoon
Opinionated
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Associate
Yes in my very post I am told of dman use telephon. Why rid? Is incognito more better of helping business purchasing products with telephon?ย 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
A WR branded:

- versatable
- headset
- office chair
- iphone case
- anything off of thisiswhyimbroke.com
- cloud travel pillow, the one where you can lean forward on the tray and sleep
- cbd
- olivia rodrigo
- medical school
Jewcan_Sam81
Politicker
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Account Executive
This is some forward thinking right here
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
i havent heard back on the olivia rodrigo thing yet. @BravadoModย 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
A WR branded paddle we can keep the interns in line withย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
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๐Ÿ‘‘
Oooh with raised lettering so if u hit 'em hard enough, the WR logo is left behind on their booty cheek. That would be straight fire.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Skip the paddle in these cases and go straight to the branding iron.ย  That logo would look AWESOME.
Jewcan_Sam81
Politicker
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Account Executive
One of those Ben Affleck in Dazed and Confused paddles to initiate the fresh meat
ArcherRowan
Contributor
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Influential Dino King
@CoorsKingย Although paddles are wonderful to keep idiot interns in-line, weโ€™ve stepped up our game with BB guns.
funcoupons
WR Officer
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๐Ÿ‘‘
I prefer pressure washersย 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
touchรฉ, though the paddle is easier to sneak past metal detectors
funcoupons
WR Officer
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๐Ÿ‘‘
I'd also like to add a voucher for a weekend rental of the Prezzie suite at the Bellagio, but I'd need any cloth furniture to be pre-saran wrapped. The saran wrap is VERY important for reasons I cannot reveal but just know that @paddyย and I would really appreciate it. <3
Thatsalesdude
Politicker
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Account Executive
You know what would be super cool to have in the store? Some War Room putter grips. Just throwing that out there.
CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
This is a good take. @GeneralCorpย 
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
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๐Ÿ”ชAmateur Butcher๐Ÿ”ช
The flash sale was legit, thank you for that. Scooped up a couple sets of WR Golf balls. I can't wait to lose them!!!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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๐ŸฆŠ
I'd be happy with a koozie. I always carry one in my purse. I'm classy ๐ŸฆŠ
funcoupons
WR Officer
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๐Ÿ‘‘
BBK Emergency kitย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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๐ŸฆŠ
Seriously cannot stand holding a beer or a claw when they start to sweat.ย 
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Not going to get the Apple Watch ever - but maybe another fitness tracker option?ย  Fitbit or -- ?
ventox35
Politicker
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Sales Leader
playstation 5

WR branded gongs for closing deals

laptop bag-leather, please, we are elegant folk

gift card variety

office/gaming chair, WR branded black with gold accents (elegant)


desperado
Politicker
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Head of Sales
+1 for gongs
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
Android app please.
Diablo
Politicker
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Sr. AE
Apple Watch is something I am ๐Ÿ‘€at
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
Hook up with Chubbies - love their gear for the course.ย 
10XQLA
Politicker
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Medical Sales Assassin
Any android updates?
caS2ie
Good Citizen
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All things people
More SAVAGE gear!ย 
sellingsellssold
Politicker
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SDR
A good quality headset would be awesome!ย