Incognito

Master of Disaster

Notorious Answer

More LinkedIn Stupidity - AND THIS ASSHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN SALES

as requested by @poweredbycaffeine , ROAST THIS DOUCHE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

and its not like its just ONE video or ONE post. THERE ARE HUNDREDS!

Link:

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/michaelespositoinc_unicornstatus-successmindset-goalsetting-activity-6783038078773727233-Kpsz

Other cringeworthy content:

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/michaelespositoinc_social-contentmarketing-digitalmarketing-activity-6759940885431009280-vMWL

Michael Esposito

posted on LinkedIn

SSHHH!! I'm chasing unicorns! 🦄

Chase your dreams and ambitions. Write down all of those things you want to accomplish. This will start you on your way to achieving those dreams!

Now GO! Chase your unicorn!

#unicornstatus #successmindset #goalsetting #businesstips #publicspeakingtips

Ok, I watched this and

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I hate you. That's five minutes of my life that I will never get back Wait, he sells something? How is he still employed? Shut up incognito. This content is fine with me I'm just commish farming

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Rallier

Politicker

8

SDR Manager and Consultant

He managed to talk so much without actually saying anything

Telehealth_2the_Moon

Notable Contributor

2

Director of Business Development

Ahhh a politician

Incognito

WR Officer

1

Master of Disaster

exactly. he also quotes Oprah a lot.

paddy

WR Officer

4

Director of Business Development

Be nice. Michael was dropped on his head by his parents several times.

Incognito

WR Officer

2

Master of Disaster

a coworker and I are ligit wondering if he has serious mental health issues for reals

CoorsKing

WR Officer

3

Retired King of the Coors Knights

Those quick cuts to that unicorn killed me. That was so bad.

Incognito

WR Officer

1

Master of Disaster

right?!?!?!??! like, dude, use a different pic or something! or just not!

JDialz

Politicker

2

Chief Operating Officer

Omfg.

funcoupons

WR Officer

2

👑

What went through my head while watching this:

- ugh
- nobody cares
- please shut up

Incognito

WR Officer

1

Master of Disaster

exactly what goes through my head when I have to listen to his shit.

you do NOT want to know why

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

2

☕️

Oh my, my, MY! This is top-shelf stuff.

A) The only person I want to tell me to chase my dreams is Kevin Garnett (insert ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE gif)
B) He had to spend time storyboarding this, finding a pith helmet, and then swallow all of his remaining pride and start recording.
C) The jump cuts are SO ROUGH
D) This video content has no bearing or influence on his buyers. He sells commercial insurance. I worked in the industry and I can tell you that this guy would get hazed at all PLUS events.
E) USI should be embarrassed...and they're already chock-full of some nuts.

Incognito

WR Officer

2

Master of Disaster

A) THANK FUCK YOURE HERE
B) Oh yeah, he spends so much time on this shit - when does he actually have time to sell???
C) UNICORNS!!!!!!!!! DOES HE NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS????
D) 100%
E) 1000000000000000000000000000000000000%

slaydie

Big Shot

1

Account Executive

I just don't get it...

Incognito

WR Officer

0

Master of Disaster

I don't think he gets it either

Feds_Watchin

Politicker

1

AE

He should be hung

Incognito

WR Officer

0

Master of Disaster

Well he clearly isn’t where it matters so

Feds_Watchin

Politicker

0

AE

Zing! Teddy Ballgame! Outta da park!

BlueJays2591

Politicker

1

Federal Business Dev Director

That's pretty cringeworthy. motivational influencers need to stop.

goose

Politicker

1

Sales Executive

Public shaming like this is a waste of time. Who gives a shit if this guy posts a video of himself scrolling twitter on the toilet? If you don't like it then move on.

Incognito

WR Officer

1

Master of Disaster

Think of it more as an intervention ♥️

goose

Politicker

0

Sales Executive

Paying attention to the wrong stuff...

privateryan

Politicker

1

Director of Sales

Just reading what he said, I can’t even bring myself to watch the video.

rekled

Opinionated

0

Strategic Account Executive

is it me, or does he really like his blue suit?

CuriousFox

WR Officer

0

🦊

Miss you

MR.StretchISR

Politicker

0

ISR

I'd go on Fiverr and pay somebody on there. You can get some decent stuff for not too bad of a price

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