My Breakup email-Works every time

Hi Prospect-never heard back from you, so I will attempt to reach you via the universal language of Eminem lyrics:

Dear Prospect, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'

I left my cell, my email, and my work phone at the bottom

I sent two emails back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem with the mail server or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble email addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

But anyways, whatever, what’s been up? How’s your data?...

…Anyways, I hope you get this ma’am, hit me back

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

This is Stan