AmbitiousTarnished

Technical Presales Consultant

Netflix, Apple and Others of the like

Anybody on here work at Netflix that can shed some light on how things are going over there? I'd love to be a fly on the wall especially with the most recent news of a lawsuit (See Attached.)

ALSO

I'm either going crazy or all of the tech I use on a daily has simultaneously slowed down and all of the sudden has a ton of issues. Spotty cell signal, socials not loading, Netflix buffering, Playstation the same. Is anyone else experiencing this?

In other news, I've taken on the venture of building my own custom PC, so that's fun.

P.S @funcoupons I volunteer to be a replacement simp

https://www.linkedin.com/news/story/netflix-hit-with-shareholder-lawsuit-5854434/ Netflix hit with shareholder lawsuit | LinkedIn The streaming giant has been hit with a lawsuit over allegedly misleading its shareholders about subscriber growth in recent months.

Are you having tech problems?

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No you're a dumbass Yes, but you're still a dumbass

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funcoupons

WR Officer

6

👑

Hi, thank you for your application. Your first test is to sniff this rag, then come lay over top of this bucket. You can have goggles so the Kahlua doesn’t get into your eyes, I feel kind today.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

4

🦊

Goggles are not @paddy approved.

funcoupons

WR Officer

0

👑

Ya but paddy does what I ask sooooo

AmbitiousTarnished

Praised Answer

-1

Technical Presales Consultant

But then you won’t be able to see the fear in my eyes. I would like to respectfully decline your offer of goggles because I don’t want to take away from your experience.

funcoupons

WR Officer

3

👑

I call the shots, don’t talk back to me or I’ll have to stuff your mouth with a WR dry fit.

I can sense fear hun. Don’t worry bout me. I know what I’m doing. Now inhale.

AmbitiousTarnished

Praised Answer

0

Technical Presales Consultant

….yes ma’am

Do I at least get to keep the dry fit?

funcoupons

WR Officer

0

👑

It won’t be dry when we’re done with it

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

2

Officer of ♥️

Mercury retrogarde up in here

TennisandSales

Politicker

0

Head Of Sales

Mercury is always fucking shit up!

BitcoinAddict

Executive

0

AE

Freakin Geminis man

ADudeBeingAGuy

Politicker

1

Account Executive

Haha my vote made the poll 69% you’re a dumbass, nice.

Chep

WR Officer

1

Bitcoin Adoption Specialist

Yea my tech is running slower but pretty sure that is because I just use Twitter to belittle the government🤣

fuzzy

Notable Contributor

0

CMO (Chief Meme Officer)

I spent 7 years at apple

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