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New Corporate Bro Cold-Call Reenactment

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Ayeee fam. Little early release of our newest cold call reenactment. We have a few more coming up as well!


If you have any SHORT 1:30 or less savage cold calls, send em our way to [email protected]


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CadenceCombat
Tycoon
17
Account Executive
“Was that a whistle?” 😂

Love this as a recurring segment.
LordBusiness
Politicker
11
Chief Revenue Officer
I'm going to be honest here -- I can't STAND local dialers.  The only folks who call me from local numbers are my doctors and my kids school - and when I see those numbers its usually not a good thing.  I know the data says otherwise on improved connect rates, so I struggle with my stance here but local dialers drive me insane. 
SalesSpectre
Opinionated
4
AE
I cold call...I hate local dialers. It literally starts the conversation and relationship off on a lie. It is intentionally misleading...which is manipulative..so yes I agree. If you need tricks and gimmicks like that to hit quota and open opps then sales aint for you. 
DwightsEgo
Politicker
3
BDR Manager
I have similar sentiments...local dialers in some cases presents an additional layer of objections needing to get over.
salesVP80
Opinionated
0
VP Sales
Just like direct mail used to be, local presence is a thing of the past.  It'll probably be relevant again in 3 years.
Enrossie
Opinionated
2
Inside Sales Manager
I see that. It has been useful for when calling other countries I can provide a local number for them to call back so they don't need to make a long distance call to the US.
CoorsKing
WR Officer
1
Retired King of the Coors Knights
I don't pick up unknown numbers from my area code anymore
Simo
Politicker
1
Director of Sales
Same! I know its a cold call or spam 
Simo
Politicker
1
Director of Sales
Totally agree

NoSuperhero
Politicker
1
BDR LEAD
well for me it helps for people to pick up, i work EMEA and it definitely gets me more pick ups.
BlueJays2591
Politicker
0
Federal Business Dev Director
If I see local dialers, I immediately think it's going to be someone telling me my auto warranty has expired. We have the option to call through our personal cell or a local number, which I'm not a fan of either. 
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
5
Bravado's Resident Asshole
"Sir, there is no need for profanity" 
MrWhite
5
Sales Associate
''Leave my mother out of this'' HAHAHAHAHA What a boss!
Enrossie
Opinionated
1
Inside Sales Manager
That is a clutch retort. Not offensive, accurate, and will probably piss them off even more!
el_dude
Good Citizen
0
Industry Market Leader - Sales and Delivery
best line of the whole thing!!
Incognito
WR Officer
3
Master of Disaster
😂😂😂

the whistle. 

ded. 
Hocael
Fire Starter
3
Partner Manager
Was that a rape whistle? 🤣
Robot
Politicker
2
AE (Account Executive)
Yesssssss!!!! 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
The whistle sent me 🤣
DwightsEgo
Politicker
2
BDR Manager
legitimately yelled "A WHISTLE?!?!" 
Captain_Q
Arsonist
2
Sr. Account Executive
Local dialers are for collection companies and pussies....just sayin'
SaaSsy
Politicker
2
AE
Wow, 😂 I'm feeling just great about my calls today, thanks for the inspo!
bartonmyfrench
Fire Starter
2
Account Executive II
I need to find that guys number 
NorthernSalesGuru
Politicker
2
Manager, Outbound Sales
Lmao. 

we need more sharing of experiences like this!
Taprap
0
Strategic Partnership Manager
I agree I need to start recording all my calls.
NoSuperhero
Politicker
2
BDR LEAD
Leave my mother out of this hahahahahahahah
TheWolfofGlengarry
Opinionated
2
Global Account Manager
Epic. I need a whistle for all my cold calls.
r_slash_sales
WR Lieutenant
2
Head of Member Services - Bravado Jobs
Corp's hair 😂😂 I'm dead. Everything about this was on point.
WillSell4Commish
Opinionated
2
VP of Deez
"No need for profanity" 
*Profanity ensues* 
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
I have many, many questions about this guy but number one is why he just happens to have a whistle sitting around. Is this something he does to cold callers regularly?
GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
1
General of The War Room
Literally. No idea lol.
RedLightning
Politicker
0
Mid-Market AE
Maybe he's sick of people running by his pool
GlassSlinger
Opinionated
1
Carrier & Wholesale Development
Amazing, have to hand it to the savage.  His responses were on point.
beachNsales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
the whistle.... funniest things ive seen in a while
Chep
WR Officer
1
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
I am weak 🤣🤣🤣
softwarebro
Politicker
1
Sales Director
LOL
Rissole
Fire Starter
1
BDR
Best one yet! 
TheJohnDalyofSales
Valued Contributor
1
SDR Manger
This had me dying. 😂
Molokomjolk
Politicker
1
Sales Director
This is the best one so far. Watched it like 10 times.
GetAHobby
Arsonist
1
RVP Sales
I need to carry a whistle with me no full time
T3Tony
Valued Contributor
1
Regional Sales MAnager
GOLD!
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
1
Account Executive
@GeneralCorp quick question. Was the eye-roll improvised? Fucking gold.
GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
0
General of The War Room
Indeed it was!
coldcaller
Fire Starter
1
BDR
I need "was that a whistle?!?" merch NOW!!
Tres_Comas
Politicker
1
Account Executive
😂😂😂
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Is that hand cream you are eating there? 🥴

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