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Cuter than the goblins down in Marketing...
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
FAX
TheOverTaker
Politicker
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Senior Account Executive
what kind of omen is this?
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LOL I read that as "what kind of women is this."
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
Me - the best kind 😈
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
6
SaaS Eater
Vultures in a sales world, what could possibly go wrong.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
No one is gonna know...
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
It could have been rats...
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
I actually like rats tbh.
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Street/sewer rats? Gross, they're filthy and disturbing. Pet rats are cute AF though.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I do too, but not wild ones in my place of work or *shudder* home.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
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Rolling 20's all day
I hope they are not there to scavenge from dead deals in your pipeline
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
Did you not see my win wire? The dead have risen!
Mobi85
Politicker
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Regional Sales Manager
Those things smell worse than marketing's homemade kombucha. 
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WR Officer
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Why are u smelling vultures tho ☠️
Mobi85
Politicker
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Regional Sales Manager
Grew up in farm country and have seen plenty of them and they all smell like shit all the time. Anything that enjoys rummaging in dead carcasses isn’t going to smell pretty.
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
Because @Mobi85 must have met someone from my last firm.
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Politicker
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Oh boy
Turkey Vultures! Best bird ever oh gosh are birds super cool.

Birds get to go outside. I'd like to go outside, someday.
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
To make it more weird, I ran into these later in the same day at a networking event. Also appropriate.
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Oh boy
Big fan of peacocks. There are some wild ones in my area. I'll be driving around and they'll be hanging out on the side of the road sometimes. 

It's cool that you got that close to one!
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WR Officer
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How did you get this photo of me leaving the office?
CaneWolf
Politicker
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Did you get doused with bird pheromones or something?
NoSuperhero
Politicker
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BDR LEAD
Pretty kewl, kinda scary. 
MCP
Valued Contributor
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Sales Director
Say hello to your new managers.
End of line.
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
“dId YoU sHoW tHeM tHe RoI????”
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Deceased.
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
Hey, that tax-free death benefit fat tho
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
Their faces look like irritated scrotums. 
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Aw that’s mean, they can’t all be ultra hottie supermodel birds like peacocks. 
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
I’m a macaroni penguin fan myself. 
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WR Officer
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👑
Wow I love him. Penguins in general are boss.
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
Ewww what have YOU been up to after hours? 👀
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
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Exec Director, Major Accounts
Badminton 😳
JDialz
Politicker
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Chief Operating Officer
Must be the new compliance guys. AMIRITE?!
goose
Politicker
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Sales Executive
Birds aren’t real
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
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ISR
I’m about to take this balloon to the neck.
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What company has the most "cultish" culture?

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If you were looking for a new job - what is the top company you'd want to work for?

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