Normalize Putting Lysol In The Bathroom Stalls

Just wanted to shout out my company for finally putting Lysol in the stalls. As my company moves to the hybrid model of work more savages are coming in the office and all that coffee us sales folks drank is leading to some horrible smells. Luckily, Lysol was in the stall and after a quick spray all was good, but it got me thinking to the times before Lysol was kept in the stalls. *Cue PTSD flashback of me entering the bathroom and gagging*

If your company doesn't keep sanitizing spray in the bathroom I recommend going on strike๐Ÿค

My company keeps Air Sanitizing Spray in the bathroom

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๐Ÿ’ฉ Shitpost
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funcoupons
WR Officer
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๐Ÿ‘‘
I support this.

Can we also normalize single bathroom stalls vs cubicles? My office has single stalls and it feels luxurious to not have to pretend like you didn't just hear your colleague blow up the toilet while you wash your hands together.ย 
inboundsalesrep
Politicker
4
SDR
But then you miss out on the team bonding experience but I agree with you
Corpslovechild
Politicker
1
Inbound Sales Manager
LOLย 
Chep
WR Officer
3
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Hahahahhaha this comment made me genuinely lol and yes I am all for single stall bathrooms. The space, the luxury, the privacy GOD I LOVE SINGLE STALLS ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
๐Ÿ‘‘
It feels so executive. #SingleStallsAreForClosers
CPfor3
Opinionated
3
Business Development Representative
Couldn't agree more Coups. Especially for those colleagues you may not know well or even at all yet. Not ideal knowing what they just did or knowing they know what you just did before even knowing their name. Just can't look at each other the same again
Stratifyz
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Waitโ€ฆwomen blow up the stalls!?! You foul beasts.
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
๐Ÿ‘‘
Women act way more disgusting than men in bathrooms. I don't want to ruin anyone's lunch so I'll leave it at that.ย 
Stratifyz
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Fuck thatโ€ฆ spill the beans! Pun intended?
funcoupons
WR Officer
0
๐Ÿ‘‘
I'll try and keep it classy here. I've seen pretty much every kind of bodily fluid on the floor/wall/toilet, toilets clogged and overflowing to the high heavens, plenty of unflushed toilets, feminine hygeine products left on the floor, and garbage left everywhere. Also plenty of women don't wash their hands after using the bathroom.ย 

Basically anything that happens in the men's room and then some also happens in the women's room.
inboundsalesrep
Politicker
7
SDR
Quick question did you post this from the bathroom?ย 
Chep
WR Officer
4
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
I mean there and the shower are where my best ideas come from๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฉ
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
๐ŸฆŠ
Since I work remotely yes my company keeps Lysol ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Honestly I have only started to see it on the shelves in my area within the last month from the panic buying in 2020.

I'd also recommend investing in a small bottle of Poo-Pourri.ย 

https://www.poopourri.com/
Chep
WR Officer
1
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Damn after a look over their website I might just have to buy some. Looks like some good and effective smells to curb a hot Stanley thanks CuriousFox
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ŸฆŠ
They make a small pocket size that I carry with me. I stand by this product. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
CoorsKing
WR Officer
2
Retired King of the Coors Knights
100% recommend poopourri. It is a straight up life saver some times.ย 
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
What are you trying to hide?
CoorsKing
WR Officer
3
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Look, I eat a lot. A by product of that can only be categorized as chemical fucking warfare. Iโ€™m not trying to hide anything, Iโ€™m trying to save the innocent.
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Yeah, I have IBS and let me tell ya..

The farts / shit that leave my body have my wife truly hating me at times ๐Ÿ˜‚

Is it odd of me to find enjoyment of seeing others suffer after inhaling my doings?
bringinbigsales
Opinionated
2
SDR
Lysol is a must hopefully they're backing themselves up with the 2 ply TP
paddy
WR Officer
2
Director of Business Development
My company uses Meyer's spray, but I agree that not putting in some sort of scented spray warrants a strike.
SaaSguy
Tycoon
2
Account Executive
Iv'e found a single use bathroom squirreled away in the very back of our very large office- its luxurious going #2 in peace. Our bigger bathrooms do have lysol + mouthwash, spray deodorant and other hygiene stuff which is dope.
SandwichMan
Catalyst
2
BDR Team Lead
Dude the importance of this cannot be overstated. Our cleaners forgot to put a urinal cake in just one of the stalls one morning, and it fucking reeked for the whole day. I can't imagine what unfettered shit odors would do throughout the whole day.
inboundsalesrep
Politicker
2
SDR
What is with these cleaners? It seems like they forgot how to properly do their jobs during Covid. Mine always never replace the papertowels/toilet paper and sometimes I just have to switch stalls just to find some fresh TP
Corpslovechild
Politicker
2
Inbound Sales Manager
Did you bring this up to your VP of Sales? I feel like that is an important topic to discuss!!!
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Right!?! Eating into enablement toolsโ€ฆ how dare them.
Stratifyz
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
My favorite thing to do when in a public restroom is calling someone out when they let out a tremendous fart or explosive diarrhea. Something like โ€œwow, do you feel better just a little now?โ€ Try it one day ๐Ÿ˜‰
inboundsalesrep
Politicker
1
SDR
Make sure you come out of the stall at the same time too and look them dead in the eyes so they know you heard them.ย 
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
This is 28% of the reason I WFH
Chep
WR Officer
0
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Fascinating. What is the other 72%
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
3
Rolling 20's all day
Pretty simple breakdown:
28% having a private bathroom (at home)
22% is no commute
35% is my dog being at home
the last 15% is not having to wear business casual from the waist down
CuriousFox
WR Officer
0
๐ŸฆŠ
Dog would be my highest % as well ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Chep
WR Officer
0
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Damn. What a beautiful breakdown
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
I feel that my dog is one of the main reasons I work and make money/live. Gotta have priorities.ย 
Lol also I don't have kids...
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
You gotta know what you're about
RedLightning
Politicker
1
Mid-Market AE
@Chepย do you take the biggest or the smelliest poops in your office?
Chep
WR Officer
0
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
I mean I would never bestow either honor (biggest/smelliest hot stanley) upon myself, but I played d-line during my 4 years of college football and I still run a lot to make up for the fact my diet didn't change at all when I stopped playing sports so I'll just leave it at that
RedLightning
Politicker
1
Mid-Market AE
Loudest. Got it
HappyGilmore
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Lysol is a must have for the bathroom, no one needs to endure the smell of shit whether it comes from my body or not.ย 
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