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Normally I despise LI "influencers", but I will admit this cracked me up.

This popped across my feed today and I thought it was another circle jerk until I hit read more and got a good laugh.


Now, listing yourself as a "Top LinkedInfluencer" is such a tool thing to do, but I give credit where credit is due on this one.

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BigCheese
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Agency Recruiter | Coors Knight
I must say, follow all those steps and that's a foolproof method
OpalTiddyChurger
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Funbags Enthusiast
Lol that meme has been making the rounds on IG for years, typical LI influencer stealing content.Β 
BigCheese
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Agency Recruiter | Coors Knight
What is the point of being a LinkedIn Influencer? I saw a guy recently bragging how he had hit the connection cap and added it to his bio. Why???????????
OpalTiddyChurger
Arsonist
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Funbags Enthusiast
His e-penis grew by 3 microns that day. Don't knock him, bro. You just don't understand. He has more power than all of us.Β 
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WCK
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Padre de Tequila, General of the Coors Knights
Of this I agree, BUT I still got a good laugh out of it as it was unexpected so that's where he get's his credit lol;. Normally I despise these dudes.
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
Lol I really need to read the comments before I post. Yeah. I posted that meme in a LI story once. Like 6 months ago.Β 
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
That’s a *really* bad rip off on an already popular meme.Β 

Dude can’t even post original content.Β 

Still a loser.Β 
Kinonez
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WR Enthusiast
hahahha man, I'm passed 25 is it too late for me?
WCK
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Padre de Tequila, General of the Coors Knights
Might as well off yourself tbh
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
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WR Enthusiast
If only I had seen this plan in my teens, where would I be now?
AlphaCharlie
Politicker
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Account executive
Sadly yes!
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
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WR Enthusiast
hahaha I missed out then xD
beerisforclosers
Politicker
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Account Manager
This made me giggle. Anyone got a trust fund to give away?
AlphaCharlie
Politicker
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Account executive
hahahaha Thanks for sharing this key to success!
WCK
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Padre de Tequila, General of the Coors Knights
Just one little trick!
GDO
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BDM
Got that on my feed as well. I chuckled tbh
HappyGilmore
Politicker
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Account Executive
Hahah this is hilarious, great find.
No_ty
Catalyst
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Sales Dir.
not gonna lie - got us during the first half
DungeonsNDemos
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AE of B2B
I can do the others but #4 is where I keep getting hung up. How did you guys get around that?
wahmsales
WR Officer
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SDR
Find an old sugar daddy and get listed in the will.
goose
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Sales Executive
Slacker can't inherit $100M?Β  What's wrong with kids these days.
Reformed.Rep
Good Citizen
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Product Manager
I loved this one as well:

https://prnt.sc/183waap
wahmsales
WR Officer
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SDR
Lol three days late
SalesPharaoh
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AM BDR
Hahahaha yes I can totally relate...because I am Bruce Wayne.Β 
FarmingU
Politicker
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Account Manager
I follow him since last year and he post pretty cool stuff
No_ty
Catalyst
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Sales Dir.
no way; adopt me
wowsalesenabler
CEO
lololololol!!!Β 
looper1010
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Account Executive
I wish I was a trustafarian!Β 
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