Office DEBATE: Is a Hotdog ๐ŸŒญ a Sandwich ๐Ÿฅช?

Please help me solve this debate ahead of our Christmas Office Party!!!


This has been a heated argument in our office for some time and I have heard from other friends that they have had the same debate at their companies.


So I thought why not crowdsource the answer from all my fellow savages that work in offices across the country!


"The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) describes a sandwich as โ€œa meat or poultry filling between two slices of bread, a bun, or a biscuit.โ€


Bonus question:

Is cereal ๐Ÿฅฃ a soup ๐Ÿฒ?

Age old debate: Is a Hotdog a Sandwich?

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CuriousFox
WR Officer
12
๐ŸฆŠ
No.ย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Sad to see so many brainwashed ppl. If Subway serves sandwiches & Philly Cheesesteaks are considered sandos, how could a hotdog with the same breading not be a sando?
CuriousFox
WR Officer
7
๐ŸฆŠ
No.
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
No.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
โ˜•๏ธ
What's your take on a taco?
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
tortilla... not bread
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
Taco is a mexican burger
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
โ˜•๏ธ
Lo siento.
LordOfWar
Tycoon
2
Blow it up
So are you saying a burger is also a sandwich?
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
it is debatableย 
LordOfWar
Tycoon
3
Blow it up
ok... what about pie? Do you draw the line at pastry vs bread?
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
pie is basically bread for chicagoans
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
โ˜•๏ธ
Well, they have that monstrosity they call "pizza"...so I don't trust that opinion.
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
Chicago deep dish is gross. Fight me.
sketchysales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
i agree.ย  Sicilian all the wayย ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
๐Ÿ‘‘
Neopolitan is my favourite but Sicilian is dope as well.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
โ˜•๏ธ
Neopolitan is the way!
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
๐Ÿ‘‘
No wtfย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
wrong
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
๐Ÿ‘‘
pls see attached
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
LOL
braintank
Politicker
5
Enterprise Account Executive
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
wrong
NoSuperhero
Politicker
1
BDR LEAD
ok, now we're just digging down on opinions. OK :)
Angusmacg
Valued Contributor
1
Territory Account Mgr.
Agreed. John Hodgman ruled on this. It is now settled Internet law.
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
3
Sales
Not a sandwich, and cereal is not a soup.ย 
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
YES, never heard this but love it.
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
double wrong here mate. What makes either of them NOTย 
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
4
Sales
I apply the same logic that the Supreme Court used to describe porn. You know it when you see it. Also:ย https://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-sandwich
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
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Is a Geo Metro a Ferrari?
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
๐Ÿ˜‚ no, but a Hotdog is a sando
paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
Is an intern a human?
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
2
Account Executive
debatableย 
Cordray
Opinionated
2
Account Executive
Iโ€™m getting deja vu. This feels like LinkedIn content.
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
except this is where it matters, with the sales folks who have these debatesย 
Beans
Big Shot
1
Enterprise Account Executive
Iโ€™m so disappointed with these results.
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
same
NoSuperhero
Politicker
1
BDR LEAD
Technically if we go off by a piece of meat between two pieces of bread, but it's just a big NO. I mean, there are certain things that go with a hot dog and don't seem at all appetizing in a sandwich, like potato chipย  crumbsย ย (Guilty of doing it when I was a child at subway by the way) but the aesthetics simply look off, hahaha, or would you put lettuce and tomatoes on a hotdog?
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
people definitely put lettuce and tomatoes on a hotdog! I think ppl rule it out because of the way the meat is shaped.ย 
NoSuperhero
Politicker
0
BDR LEAD
I've never seen it done, seen chimichurri draped all over a hot dog once, but not the same thing.
Fenderbaum
Politicker
1
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
Nope.
sellingsellssold
Politicker
0
SDR
Cereal is 100% different than soup
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
explain why?
thesecretsauce
Politicker
0
Business Development
couldn't it be both?
Angusmacg
Valued Contributor
0
Territory Account Mgr.
Technically the hot dog isn't between 2 pieces of bread it is in a baked good made specifically for the meat and condiments being placed in/on it.

You can make the comparison to a Sub roll but you can put a variety of different things in a sub roll and some deli's cut the sub roll in half effectively making it 2 slices of bread.

Therefore a Hot Dog is not a sandwich.
SADNES5
Politicker
-2
down voters are marketing spies
served between bread. yes sandwich. /end

hot take. an open face sandwich is not a sandwich. It is a salad.ย 

cereal is a soup.
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
3
Sales
O no, you usually post well thought out content. How could you be wrong on both of these my dude?ย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
lol
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