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privateryan

Director of Sales

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Executive
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Office pranks…

Savages,


I come humbly before you asking for help. I’m in a legit prank war and need some ideas. It started harmless (wrapping a car, toothpaste behind the door handle, switching the men’s restroom and women’s restroom sign) and it’s escalated a bit…or more so I feel it’s time to escalate it a bit.


nothing that’ll put me in jail.


ideas?

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WomenWantMeFishFearMe
Politicker
11
AM
Rub your balls on their head. Always a hit.
whathaveyousoldtomorrow
Opinionated
11
sales
I used to plug a mouse receiver in the dock of our nearby sales director. When I got bored, I would turn the mouse on an get jiggy with it. Legit heard them call IT help desk a few times. Never was unmasked. 
SADNES5
Politicker
3
down voters are marketing spies
Hurts no one. Great prank.
jefe
Arsonist
3
🍁
An oldie but a goodie, for sure.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
8
🦊
@paddy You are being tagged my dear.
SADNES5
Politicker
1
down voters are marketing spies
His answer. Create an entire company. Webpage. LI presence. Fake employees etc. Then create a fake recruitment company. Reach out to target in 3 months after regular posting. Tell target they have his dream job but need his ROE/W2/Proof that he quit before they can send the offer due to some made up non competes.

Roasted. 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
6
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Get their personal email and sign them up for every crazy political party out there. Oh and the Mormons/Scientology/church of satan etc
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
Set off firecrackers in HR's office.
Diablo
Politicker
3
Sr. AE
I would definitely kick that guy's b**** if he does any of the above things to me... 
Mobi85
Politicker
2
Regional Sales Manager
#4 is ruthless and would never do it but have seen it done and it would deserve a kick to the gonads. Baby powder finds every little crevice but the rest can be resolved quickly
Incognito
WR Officer
7
Master of Disaster
Amateurs. Always use glitter. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
Damn it! Glitter bombs! YES!!!
Mobi85
Politicker
2
Regional Sales Manager
Amateur move on my part with the baby powder…won’t let y’all down next time and will upgrade to glitter @Incognito @CuriousFox
Mobi85
Politicker
2
Regional Sales Manager
Some juvenile simple ones that are harmless 1) masking tape over the laser on their mouse 2) if they leave their computer unlocked open up a shit ton of calculators or change their left and right mouse buttons 3) if they have a Bluetooth mouse and you have view of their computer screen take out their dongle and replace it with yours and have a blast clicking on whatever you want 4) personal fan at their desk put a bunch of baby powder in it when it is off All very juvenile but make a decent chuckle
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
4
Rolling 20's all day
If someone baby powdered my fan (if I had one), I would just get up and walk out. 
sellingsellssold
Politicker
2
SDR
Capture a squire in a trap outside and let it free in the office, it could work with any animal really
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
2
Rolling 20's all day
In the past I have printed out small pictures of my face and taped them under everyone's computer mouse so they would go "what the fuck is wrong with my mouse" for 3 seconds. Harmless and can make them laugh.

jefe
Arsonist
2
🍁
Plaster everything in pictures of Nic Cage?

Definitely don't want to push the envelope too much. These things can get out of hand REAL quick.
cw95
Politicker
2
Sales Development Lead
Asking if they want a coffee and filling it to the very rim whilst giving it to them cold is always worth a chuckle
cw95
Politicker
2
Sales Development Lead
I sign my colleague up to every single website I come across that asks to sign up for discounts so it just floods his inbox
thebuckhunter
Politicker
1
AE
That's a very very steep two-way street
cw95
Politicker
0
Sales Development Lead
He’s in a completely different role, tech in fact, so unless he wanted to go out his way then fair play haha
UserNotFound
Politicker
2
Account Executive
I used to have a cranky old manager and we would play a game called “ (his name) or Ron Swanson” and I’d post quotes randomly and everyone guessed who said it. Winner would get a candy bar or some other low cost prize.
Closeitalready
Valued Contributor
2
Head of Sales
Screenshot their desktop, remove all icons, set screenshot as background picture and let them figure out why they can’t click on any icon.
SADNES5
Politicker
1
down voters are marketing spies
Go to Goodwill or any thrift shop and buy photo frames with other people's family photos. 

A few times a day, put one on their desk when they aren't there. 

Bonus points if you scan the photo and photoshop target employees head in them or in the background. 
maldonado22
Good Citizen
1
Account Executive
take tin foil and wrap their entire desk... like everything (pens, folders, computer, coffee cup, notebooks, etc.) 

thebuckhunter
Politicker
1
AE
If you have an office phone, tape the receiver down so when they pick up the phone it keeps ringing. 

Tape over the mouse infrared so it doesn't track is also a nice one. 
Flippinghubs
Opinionated
1
Account Executive
Need to be in the office in order to do so 
privateryan
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
Good observation.....but I am in the office 5 days a week, soooooo
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
Rub your balls on their head.
thetopperformer
Executive
1
Enterprise Account Executive
Nicholas Cage or Hasselhoff Chrome Extension when they leave their computer unlocked. They can't figure out why all of the pictures on a page are magically switched to random images of those two!
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
0
ISR
Sit in a Waffle House for 24 hours. For every waffle you eat, an hour is taken off of your time.
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
Sit in a Waffle House for 24 hours. For every waffle you eat, an hour is taken off of your time.

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