CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I almost burned my house down attacking a spider this morning.

What kind of spider?

Turned out to be a piece of fuzz.
BmajoR
Arsonist
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Account Executive
Fuzz is the scariest kind of spider.ย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I gave it hell Opal. It was glorious.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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What?
SmallySmalls
Opinionated
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Caffeine Queen
Fair, I slept like 2 hours so this probably isn't coherent.

I posted a question yesterday about sleeping on business trips, thinking I'd get a good sleep or something for once. I was so, so wrong.

Have you heard of house centipedes? The devil incarnate in friendly spider-hunting house bug form? They're harmless and relatively friendly, but creepy as hell and they move FAST.ย 

So last night, cozying up to bed, I see a big ass one ON THE CEILING directly above my bed. Can't reach it, try to get it with a clothes hanger, the thing scoots away, refusing to be caught/killed. Wouldn't leave the wall/ceiling away from my bed either. I didn't wanna sleep with that thing and my bf was like "absolutely not".ย 

This might be a geographically specific thing but there are plenty in my area and my god they are creepy.ย 

Meme probably applies more universally though
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Are you sure that wasn't a sleep demon?
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
sebitas
Opinionated
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administrador
if it is a dream demon bro
cw95
Politicker
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Sales Development Lead
Ditto.ย 
Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
My girlfriend saw a centipede in our apartment before work (She gets up earlier than I do) and must've called me 12 times that day to let me know unless I kill the centipede and have proof she is not sleeping in the bedroom.ย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Hitman: Centisassin | Staring: Chep
SmallySmalls
Opinionated
1
Caffeine Queen
We slept downstairs in the guest/kids bedroom last night for exactly this reason. It eventually escaped into the fold where the wall meets the ceiling (again, SO CREEPY) and we just noped outta the whole situation.
willyR
Politicker
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SDR
that was a dream demon
sebitas
Opinionated
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administrador
you're right bro
cristo
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tecnologo
if it is the most probable
sellingsellssold
Politicker
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SDR
Redbull and coffee to the rescue
mollybloomstanaccount
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AE (Account Executive)
try an adderall?ย 
Balloons4baboons
Opinionated
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Account Executive
Plot twist - in your sleep deprived state you thought there was a centipede but the centipede was a lie.
GDO
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BDM
Oh man, I know the feeling. Fโ€™ing musqitosย 
eman
Politicker
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Account Executive
You can definitely work off 4 hours of sleep, c'mon it's 2021!!
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