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UrAssIsSaaS

SaaS Eater

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Only Fans is BACK

After a week long hiatus, Only Fans just announced they have "secured the necessary approvals" to continue allowing explicit content on their site. AKA they showed the banks they are fucked if they turn off sex work. Money talks and they are back in biz.


After hearing about that and reading @paddy 's inspo from this AM Ive never been more fired up to sell.


@WCK how much of your commission just got devoted to subs?

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InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
8
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
I was actually ready to retire when I'd cancelled my subscriptions. 

I'm now financially destitute. Is anyone willing to buy some blood plasma? 
BmajoR
Arsonist
5
Account Executive
I have a job that will make you a little money, and a lot of money for me. 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
3
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Feetpics?
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
4
SaaS Eater
Im not opposed
BmajoR
Arsonist
3
Account Executive
Feetpics can be part of it, its really up to the client though. 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
4
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
America was built on feetpics
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
3
sales
wrong white fluid for sale, sell the other one
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
2
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
So close. 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
8
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Thank god, I was worried I was going to have actually work for my beer money again. Being a foot model is a fantastic side gig.
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
4
SaaS Eater
Easiest beer money you can make
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
7
sales
I'm gonna start a channel where you can watch me smash the ever living fuck out of cold calls for 8 hours a day. don't forget to like & subscribe.
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
3
SaaS Eater
Now THIS has me all hot and bothered 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
3
sales
send some coin then, watch me get an autodialer teed up for you perverts
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
2
SaaS Eater
This is what my SDRs are for, no subs needed lol
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
3
sales
unless subs are your thing...
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
3
SaaS Eater
Valid counter
BmajoR
Arsonist
6
Account Executive
Hell ya I love me some tiddy's
goose
Politicker
1
Sales Executive
The average person on only fans makes around $180. That’s so sad.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
Devastating.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
0
Rolling 20's all day
I'm still not taking the job... I don't do commission only positions.
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
3
SaaS Eater
Is it commissions if its just recurring revenue from your enormous subscriber base?
bamageorge
Celebrated Contributor
0
International Sales Director
GREATEST Marketing move of all time! 
whathaveyousoldtomorrow
Opinionated
0
sales
off topic - lil wayne lyrics: 
On your OnlyFans, you your only fan
You gon' die a stripper, wasn’t born to dance
Flippinghubs
Opinionated
0
Account Executive
Oh baby were back in business 

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