Deal Story

paddy closed a deal for $10k

Met this dude at a conference. Owns and operates a call center and he had an immediate need for a call tracking/lead management system. I showed him my dick, threw him a biz card and signed the mofo in less than a week after returning from the conference. Already handing over to onboarding because he's their issue now. What should I spend my sweet juicy commish on?? Wrong answers only

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funcoupons
WR Officer
7
๐Ÿ‘‘
Thank u baby I can't wait to spend it all on weapons for the bedroom and a Kahlua infinity poolย 
paddy
WR Officer
4
Director of Business Development
MORE weapons?? The bazooka wasn't enough to satisfy your kink???
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
It was but now I want to do it in a tankย 
HappyGilmore
Politicker
4
Account Executive
Atta boy @paddy breakout the Kahula
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
4
Agency Recruiter
Ahhh the good ol' cock & card combo. Tried and true. Nice work my boi
paddy
WR Officer
1
Director of Business Development
Give it a whirl. I know youโ€™re packing something serious down there.
FlintIronstag
Notorious Answer
3
Chief Marketing Officer
Congrats
Chep
WR Officer
2
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Whatever those stallions were taking to stay studs for so long
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
2
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
But how did it make you feel @paddyย ? It's ok to talk about your feelings.ย 
paddy
WR Officer
2
Director of Business Development
Honestly...I'm ashamed.
BmajoR
Arsonist
2
Account Executive
Congrats! @paddy
CCP
Opinionated
0
VP, Business Development
For a $10k deal? A hotel that you rent by the hour with some questionable company. i.e. not a classy gal like @funcouponsย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
Lol yeah right. Once you've had caviar u can't settle for catfishย 
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
0
Key account manager
Congrats! @paddy
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
0
Key account manager
Congrats! @paddy
sugardaddy
Politicker
0
Head of Sales
HERE COMES PADDY! Congrats!
paddy
WR Officer
1
Director of Business Development
Cums*
sellingsellssold
Politicker
0
SDR
Congrats!
TheHypnotist
Executive
0
Sales Manager
Just walk around with that bad boy hanging out, and holding a load of order forms for people to grab from you and sign.
privateryan
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
Dope. S.A.D.N.E.S.S.
slaydie
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
haha if only all deals were that easyย 
Queenofsales
Politicker
0
Senior Recruitment Consultant
Congrats!
Jesterlord
Politicker
0
BDR
Congrats! @paddy
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
0
Solutions Specialist
Congrats! @paddy
jefe
Arsonist
0
๐Ÿ
New bling for your Prince Albert
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
0
War Room Enthusiast
Keep making us proud!
KingShopper
Politicker
0
JF Negรณcios Online
Congrats! @paddy
Woody
Politicker
0
Business Development Executive
Out of the money options with short term expiry.ย 
Fenderbaum
Politicker
0
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
Congrats! @paddy
Hosshead
Opinionated
0
Retired
Congrats! @paddy
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
0
Account Executive
Nice work
Maximas
Tycoon
0
Senior Sales Executive
Congrats.
Kainucauskas
Valued Contributor
-1
Student
Penis enlargement surgery
alecabral
Arsonist
-7
Director - Digital Sales Transformation
Baileys
CCP
Opinionated
0
VP, Business Development
Haha love how many down votes this got.ย 
alecabral
Arsonist
-1
Director - Digital Sales Transformation
ha! Nailed it ;)
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