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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL

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Philosophical Wednesday's - The Sales Influencer's Trolley Problem

If a Sales Influencer rescues a prospect's family from a hostage situation and then performs open-heart surgery on their orphaned dog and no one is around to hear it, was it worth it?


The people need to know.


By the people, I mean a bored person staring at CRM admin.

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mitts2
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Account Executive
Seems like a casual Wednesday morning for the grind king Gary V... although he would have also mentioned that he woke at 3:14am and fantasized about his family being dead to give him the motivation to take on the problems you mentioned
CuriousFox
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Jesus Christ
InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
I mean he would rip off his arms and legs to be 24 again 
Ricochet
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SDR
But they lie anyway? 
InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Studies have shown. 
Diablo
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Sr. AE
Indeed 👏
jefe
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Has someone been watching The Good Place?
InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Not yet, but soonTM
1nbatopshotfan
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Sales
Incredible comedy. So underrated. 
InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Moving further up the list then!
jefe
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Haven't finished it yet, but great cast and unique story.

Also I was a philosophy major so I get a kick out of that aspect :) 
1nbatopshotfan
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Sales
Hmmm was the family he saved the person he then interviewed with, and he got the job? 
InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Only after the person transformed into a dog and had to overcome the struggle of their upbringing. 

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