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PITCH CONTEST (update/Post Mortum/I Suck)

Hello everyone. Greetings from a family vacation in Palm Springs. As those of you who watch my IG stories know, mom and I are in a fight. But we'll figure it out.


Anyway, here it is folks, all three submissions for our pitch competition. No, that’s not a typo. We got a whopping three whole submissionsYes it is clear that this 'experiment' was an abject failure.


That's on me. This was my idea and I thought perhaps we could rub it in Linkedin's face that we do things differently, but obviously the lack of anonymity (as expressed by some in the announcement thread) was enough to prevent people from going in. Or maybe people are just lazy. It's probably both, but either way, I take full responsibility for the miss.


But, three submissions is still enough to put it to a vote, so let us know whose video you like best by commenting below.


Voting open until midnight and we’ll announce who won what on Friday.


I’ll also use this opportunity to congratulate our first winner. Ding already won Top Pitch with his lyrical genius and, but that comes as no surprise. $1000 for you Ding Zheng. You go, Ding Zheng. 


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🏹 War Room
💥 Contests
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GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
19
General of The War Room
Upvote this comment for Corp Sux
deviantzen
WR Lieutenant
3
Consultant
Unrelated but I would invest in an NFT called Corp Bux 
Bee
7
SDR
The dishwasher one is 🔥 😂😂 yea its me myself voting for myself
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
You are fabulous 🤩
deviantzen
WR Lieutenant
1
Consultant
Vote from me too.
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
I LOVED IT SO MUCH IM USING ALL CAPS TO EXPRESS MY AFFECTIONS. YES YOU HAVE MY VOTE X 8485485
Hotsaw
Politicker
6
VP Sales
Delker the Taco Man! lol
AlecBaldwinsHairline
Valued Contributor
2
Head of Sales Development
Agreed!
AlecBaldwinsHairline
Valued Contributor
5
Head of Sales Development
David Delker's taco night FTW!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
They are all 🔥

That being said I am making a mad run for tacos now so take my vote @rekled 💯
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
2
Account Executive
Congrats to Ding Zheng, the auto-tune master!

But huge props to all of you for giving it a go.
newboy
Valued Contributor
1
Complete Sales team
@GeneralCorp I joined a bit late and came across this even later. Else I'd surely have given in a submission. Maybe next time :)


Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
0
Director Sales and Market Development
Ding crushed it, glad i didnt submit since i wouldnt of even had a chance, lol. And agree anonymity is key to a new contest
Flippinghubs
Opinionated
0
Account Executive
the chin fucking kills