PSA. If a girl doesn’t request a dick pic, DO NOT SEND ONE

Please stop sending unsolicited dick pics. Please. Stop.

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funcoupons
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Make me 
Finesy
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Account Representative III
You sound single. 😂
paddy
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Director of Business Development
@funcoupons check DM’s
funcoupons
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👀🔥
poweredbycaffeine
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This is gold ⭐️ advice. Also, don’t offer nutrition, workout, financial or legal advice to people who otherwise haven’t asked. Actually, you may need professional advice for the financial and legal parts if you’re a married douchebag that sends them to single girls.
sahil
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Deepak Chopra of Sales
Hi @Finesy - im so sorry to hear this. confirming this didn't happen to you on Bravado? 

(not that it's better if it happens elsewhere... but if it happened here, lmk and I'll make it my mission to end the person.)
Finesy
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Account Representative III
Lol no it didn’t happen on here. I appreciate your willingness to take action tho!
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
Truly never understood sending one.
Wolfof7thStreet
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AE
No one wants to see that shit in a picture, right?? hahaha
TheDeplorable
Politicker
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AE
Never have once. Dont understand why you would
StonedColdCloser
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Business Development Manager
You chose the right forum to post this on! Salesmen defiantly posses majority of the traits and qualities which culminate to "I bet if I send this picture of my pecker. she will want to stick it inside of her." lol  
Finesy
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Account Representative III
You are 100% correct.
paddy
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Director of Business Development
Soooo...wtf happened lol
fuzzy
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
I have a whole folio of duck pics ready to go
funcoupons
WR Officer
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send me duck pics pls
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
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CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Only if you send bobs
funcoupons
WR Officer
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👑
I gotchu...Bob Barker ok? I have a terabyte of Bob Barker pics.
harebrained
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Enterprise Account Executive
Duck pics > Dick pics any time
sales4lyf
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Business Development Manager
I wish I could endlessly upvote this 
Finesy
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Account Representative III
I upvote you for saying this
Queenofsales
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Senior Recruitment Consultant
Same with me
Broncosfan
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Account Manager
If you keep waiting for the phone to ring, you're never going to make a sale.
deviantzen
WR Lieutenant
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Consultant
Imagine someone puts their dick picks in a Outreach sequence
Finesy
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Account Representative III
😳
mcsalesperson1
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Account Executive
Probably a smart idea
braintank
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
How about don't send dicks pics... ever 
GDO
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BDM
I do not see the appeal of sending those. So yeah seems like solid advice. 
Trinity
WR Officer
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BusDev
Unless it's worth seeing for 😄 but joke aside don't send cold outbound/spam dick pics
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
To be fair - if it never worked, no one would do it. 

an acquaintance of mine spams them back with like a million dick pics. 

if they do it via FB messenger, I send them a request for payment. You can write what for in the request, so I ask for like $50 to start and say “please remit payment to begin conversation “. Some idiots actually pay! Then I respond, thanks! With a second request at $500……. 

there are so many ways to fuck with these dudes. Its honestly kinda fun haha
SaaS_Squats
Executive
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SDR
Yes, Finesy, I'll take "Things we shouldn't have to say" for 500
SalesSage
Valued Contributor
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National Account Manager
Agreed!!
SignThis_SalesGirl
Good Citizen
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Director of Business Development
Just in general stop soliciting women in non dating apps
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
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War Room Enthusiast
Should we also stop cold calling if no one requested? (Agree on the pic though, don't do that)
Finesy
Valued Contributor
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Account Representative III
Lol no. Keep cold calling and stop complaining about it. I HATE cold calling. Right there with ya lol
Kinonez
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War Room Enthusiast
I love cold calling! evern more than warm leads! It's all about the numbers and probability, I love that game. I was just messing around here
Finesy
Valued Contributor
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Account Representative III
Omg! You must be a robot! Cold calling is the worst
Kinonez
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War Room Enthusiast
I love it! I get thrills when someone picks up!
Blackwargreymon
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MDR
Never have once. Dont understand why you would
Clashingsoulsspell
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ISR
Truly never understood sending one.
privateryan
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Director of Sales
Never sent one, don’t have the hardware to show off. With that in the open…you got something to share…or…?
Finesy
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Account Representative III
👀 I’m a lady…….
privateryan
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Director of Sales
HAH! No, I meant is there a story to the PSA....NOT asking for a dick pic! 
Finesy
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Account Representative III
Lolol just a discussion with female coworkers
hurtscuzimold
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Dude abiding
Don't say dick pic just to get away with it in the workplace. 
dryspongebob
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Business Development Manager
Anyone that sends me a dick pic without consent is getting a wiener roast with a side of fries. 
Hoopnip
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Commercial AE
Impossible. The iPhone isn’t big enough.
Finesy
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Account Representative III
That’s what panorama mode is for
detectivegibbles
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Sales Director
I stopped sending dick pics in college... Now I just send pics of my commission checks. Those also don’t get any responses.
Finesy
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Account Representative III
Oddly enough they both don’t work for the exact same reason…..😳😳.
MR.StretchISR
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ISR
This is gold advice. Also, don’t offer nutrition, workout, financial or legal advice to people who otherwise haven’t asked. Actually, you may need professional advice for the financial and legal parts if you’re a married douchebag that sends them to single girls.
Mr.Floaty
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2 years, although I do often see people leaving a bit before that mark.
Cyberjarre
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1.5-2 years
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