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Q2 Prize!

This is your prize. You’re welcome. We’re so forward-thinking!


https://twitter.com/enronchairman/status/1387807754254012418?s=21

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Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
+11
Director Sales and Market Development
Do they make it in XXXL though? 
JDialz
Politicker
+5
COO
Only if you upvote.
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
+11
Director Sales and Market Development
fuck man, ive been doing so good at that too, great call and catch, thank you! 
CaneWolf
Politicker
+12
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that he's going to beat them up with a toy bat? That's much, much more humiliating than getting beat up with a full size bat...but probably still not as humiliating as wearing that.
JDialz
Politicker
+5
COO
Really makes you reconsider hitting quota now, huh?
MMMGood
Celebrated Contributor
+10
Senior Account Executive
It’s official, we are the laziest culture in history! 🤦🏼‍♂️
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
+14
Agency Recruiter | Coors Knight
Not only is this madly disappointing, who in their right mind would wear this shamelessly in public?
MMMGood
Celebrated Contributor
+10
Senior Account Executive
That LinkedIn CTO, for one. 😉
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
+14
Agency Recruiter | Coors Knight
James Brown harassing sales people while posted up on the wearable chair - I can see it now. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
up in Fiji, under paddy
Coming soon to a Wal Mart near you!
JDialz
Politicker
+5
COO
It's now part of your comp plan. Congrats!
BillyHoyle
Tycoon
+11
Senior Account Executive
Haha, this a subplot of the last season of Silicon Valley.
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How was YOUR Q1?
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How was your Q1 poll
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How were you awesome in Q1?
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End of Q incentives?
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