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Received an auto response from a prospect... I'm not even mad, I'm impressed

Hello and thank you for your email,


Every day I receive an overwhelming amount of unsolicited emails from vendors and service providers. Managing these emails takes up an increasingly large part of my time.  So, please read carefully.


If this is a sales related email, whatever you're trying to sell me, there is no budget.

XXXXXX does not invest much in Marketing and we are very prudent about our investments. There is no fixed budget for software, we can't use managed services, we can't offshore, nearshore or outsource anything. You will not get access inside our network or to any internal data, including SFDC.


If I have an interest in your offerings, I will get back to you. If you do not hear back, I am either not interested or I am keeping your email and info on file for consideration at a later date.


Please don't keep sending me emails asking what I thought about the previous emails. Please don't reach out to me on LinkedIn. Please don't call me. If there is interest. I will get back to you.


Thank you for your understanding.



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