Reheating fish in the office punishment?

What is the best form of punishment for co-workers who bring leftover fish to reheat in the office kitchen, only to leave a putrid stench that lingers for hours?

Other suggestions welcome in the comments.

Punishment?

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I'd go with the walk of shame out of the options offered but here's another one:

They have to call all the leads that BDRs/marketing mark as "super interested, will be easy to sell this one, hot lead!!!!"
paddy
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Director of Business Development
Wow, you really are cruel. I love it.
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beermoney
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Careful with the Gary V...we don't want to show them too much. They'll become indoctrinated; the subject will start screaming into their phone at odd and almost pointless intervals.
paddy
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Director of Business Development
Thanks my dude.

And shit, you're right. The Gary video punishment could actually cultivate a much worse beast than an office fish re-heater. Didn't think about that. Good looks
Chep
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
You tell them maybe they could afford Sushi and not resort to reheating old fish for lunch if he hit quota
paddy
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Director of Business Development
Wow you really are cutting deep with this one
Chep
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
As someone who lives fish I can confidently say I would never heat it up in the microwave at work. That's just wrong๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
paddy
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Director of Business Development
I'm a salmon connoisseur myself. I'd rather chop my pinky off than subject my co-workers to that kind of misery. Unless the kitchen is next to the marketing office. Then I'd be fine with it.
Chep
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hahahaha all my homies hate marketing๐Ÿค
funcoupons
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Lolll a sales friend of mine heated up fish in the microwave in the office once and it smelled HORRIBLE. He didn't want to eat it around people he knew so he ate it in an empty conference room. After he left some girls from another dept (probably marketing as all they do is have worthless meetings,) went in for their meeting and walked right back out within a second. Hahaha
paddy
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Director of Business Development
I guess we should just start throwing old buckets of chum into marketing's office when they wrong us.
Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Microwave heated up CHUM*
Austin
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O&G O.G. - Sales Mgr. - NCSA
Kill em with the truth. Hahaha.ย 
BmajoR
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Account Executive
I wish there was an "all of the above" optionย 
antiASKHOLE
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
Paddy, dude you ARE a freaking RIOT! Keep the pipin hot 'tent coming bro.ย 
paddy
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Director of Business Development
Thank you! If my pipeline isn't being filled I may as well fill this site with content lol
CCP
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I put a purposefully passive aggressive sign asking people not to reheat fish (people did this every day). Got a complaint for a human rights violation saying I was discriminating against people's religion. True story.ย 
funcoupons
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Eating fish is a religious requirement?

I've heard where people have complained about other foods like curry in the microwave, because again it smells really strong and lingers and the PC police came in and said "oh but that's discriminating against people's cUltUrE" because Indian people worked there...ย 

Uh, isn't it discriminatory to assume that just because someone is Indian they have to eat curry every day?ย 
CCP
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VP, Business Development
Preaching to the choir! Absolutely ridiculous. Its not like I wrote "for reheating bacon only" or something along those lines haha
funcoupons
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Looking at someone wrong is a human rights violation these days.
CCP
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Absolutely. Anything less than 100% woke makes you a Nazi. And I'm pretty liberal socially but there's a limit. Fiscally conservative, though. I hate taxes haha
CCP
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VP, Business Development
hahaha so true.ย 
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
I would've argued that it's a bigger human rights violation when someone passed out from nausea after breathing in that stench.
CCP
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VP, Business Development
I think I smoked 3 darts back to back after getting "the talk" from the office manager. Just the idiocy of the whole thing. Luckily I reported to someone higher up and in another city so really my F's given were zero. Plus my boss at the time would've laughed haha
paddy
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Director of Business Development
Fuck yea we love a good dart stress relief
CCP
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VP, Business Development
I've since quit but the scotch and edibles are for life! If a salesperson has never smoked, drank too much, and done drugs... They're in marketing.ย 
Prizrak
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Disruptor of worlds
I think it was in the Glass Menagerie that the leads mother suggested making fish for dinner on Friday because her date was Irish. The teacher asked me if this was true, cause I'm Irish, and I told them the only tradition we have on Fridays in my house is my da coming home late and my mom hitting him with a frying pan - possibly because she was gonna make fish but my da wasn't home.ย 
I got sent to the office for making up stories
CuriousFox
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Waterboarding bc I never watched GOT and no I don't plan on it either.

Don't @ me.
antiASKHOLE
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
Honestly, they need to be hung by their genitals and pistol whipped.ย 
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
In front of their mothers.
rekled
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Strategic Account Executive
Drop a bottle of buck urine under their desk and leave a post-it on their monitor: "Please refrain from taking your shoes off at work. The carpet under your desk has an indescribable odor and must be professionally cleaned."

paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
Now that's what I'm talkin about
Artemis
Politicker
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Business Development Representative
Would microwave Indian food make for a harsher or softer punishment?
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
No, Indian food smells delicious.
Artemis
Politicker
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Business Development Representative
Fresh Indian food smells delicious. But reheated or microwave Indian food in the office? I can't.
funcoupons
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I love Indian food but I don't want to smell it reheated at 10 am. Gross.
Artemis
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Business Development Representative
My point exactly
Aaronlovessales
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Financial advisor
Nothing like the smell of two days old microwaved haddockย 
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
Owe 100 dials to every AE that had to sniff that shit.ย 
paddy
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Director of Business Development
Do we really want Kevin from Marketing making our dials tho...?
JDialz
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Chief Operating Officer
Waterboarding. Waterboarding is always the answer
paddy
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Director of Business Development
Okay Dick Cheney
SalesSage
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National Account Manager
I also think burning of the popcorn is punishable as well.ย 
slaydie
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Account Executive
something, anything needs to be done to these people...haha
Justatitle
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Account Executive
Make them take the stairs for the entire next dayย 
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
You are way too nice
Prizrak
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Disruptor of worlds
What about good ole fashion mechanics? You might be thinking, cut his brake lines, no.ย 
I'm thinking we buy a mechanics shop, all of us buy 1, and run them individually, we should be able to cover most of the world. After some time he'll need to get his car fixed and walk into one of our shops and we all yell surprise! And jump out, hose him down with blue paint and pink sparkly confetti.ย 
Kevinbacon
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Sales Manager
Can we also add opening a rubbermaid tub full of hard boiled eggs to the list of punishable offenses?ย  Our break room is self contained and whatever atrocities you commit in there..... linger for a very long time.ย 
Austin
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O&G O.G. - Sales Mgr. - NCSA
Kill that person on principle before they hit start on the microwave.ย 
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thesecretsauce
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Can I ask what Type of fish?
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