Roast my squad

First draft of the fantasy season is in and I'm STRESSED. Roast my squad 




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paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
I'm guessing Kamara was your first pic but he's not going to perform nearly as well as he did last year, especially if you're in a PPR league. Winston can't throw a football and probably won't be as good as dumping it off to Kamara as Brees was. On the other hand they might give him more touches to run the ball but I just don't see him putting up what he did last year.
goose
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Sales Executive
You should host a fantasy football podcast.  I'd subscribe.
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
I should host many different types of podcasts.
goose
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Sales Executive
I want to be a guest on “Interns from the Dungeon” where you invite interns on to discuss their latest cold calls while we throw pencils at them.
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
Now THAT'S one hell of an idea
MoonDog349
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Sales Manager
Only time will tell
happyhunter
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spittin' sunshine
Damnit...is it that time of year again already!!?? As a female who has to endure fantasy and all of the drama/time spent (and Sundays spent indoors watching EVERY damn game) from all other aspects of my life (boyfriend, roommate, brother, work/colleagues, stepdad), must we bring it up in the War Room also? 

Or is this year the year I go find a fantasy league of my own and hope my beginner's luck crushes all other teams? haha
MoonDog349
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Sales Manager
That wasn’t meant to be agressive, my bad. I’d say jump in a league and cash out on that beginners luck!
happyhunter
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spittin' sunshine
haha no I didn't think it was aggressive at all!! I was totally kidding. Just funny how once fantasy comes around Sundays spent with any male in my life disappears haha
MoonDog349
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Sales Manager
Sounds like you have some die-hard fantasy fans in the mix! 
happyhunter
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spittin' sunshine
Save me now!!! hahaha
CaneWolf
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Yeahh....this is definitely gonna be a thing in the WR.
amyhyoung
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Vp ops
Hahaha @happyhunter that was me for awhile. Then I succumbed and joined an all girls league, which my friend had started bc all of us were in male dominated industries and this was a way for us to join conversations. Soon I was the one addicted and spending all my time researching or watching games 😬
poweredbycaffeine
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Gesicki should not be on your starting roster come game time...also plan on Brown shitting the bed about week 3 or 4.
MoonDog349
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Why? Brown needs to come back this season or he’s done. Wasn’t planning on starting gesicki but also he seems like a solid tier 3 TE getting a good buzz from analysts
poweredbycaffeine
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Brown is due for a full meltdown this season, and I'd say that comes 3-4 weeks in.
MoonDog349
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Do you really think it’s possible for him to meltdown anymore? Seems like he’s at the bottom and the only way is up
CaneWolf
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Shitting the bed is probably some absurd DUI or something along those lines.
MoonDog349
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I don’t care. You’re free to ignore this post and distance yourself from fantasy football. Yes, I’m bringing it up in the war room…
Tres
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Account Executive
Idk about Brady as a fantasy football QB and sub in Big Bobby Tonyan for Gesicki are my 2 cents
MoonDog349
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Yeah this was my plan
Tres
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Lawrence is high upside at least
MoonDog349
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Sales Manager
Am hoping to stack with shenault and Trevor
happyhunter
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spittin' sunshine
@MoonDog69 okay I legit just got asked to join an all girls fantasy. Now I need your help!!!! Hahaha wtf am I doing?
MoonDog349
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Nice! That sounds fun. If you don’t want to spend too much time on it I would try and join the beginning of your draft and just pick whatever the app says in the best WR best RB at the time of your pick. Maybe two that for at least 2 RBs and 2 WRs. Then just auto draft and have fun! Or if you’re looking to get a bit deeper, pull up a tier tier sheet from fantasy pros .com and it’s pretty intuitive. I’ve seen plenty of people hit the top 5 with just the computer drafting for them or “auto draft.”
theCommishioner
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secks
Executive
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Account Executive
First off. "Denver Jive Turkeys" I don't like the name. Not one bit. 1978 just called they want their slang back. But this is a Yahoo league so the old people in it probably understood the reference. 

Tom  Brady. OJ Simpson is in a league where TB12 was taken second overall (after Mahomes), I'll assume that idiot was you and you simply didn't want to get murdered by OJ. 

Alvin Kamara. Is not a good running back. However, in PPR or .5  should be your best player. Look for a season-ending IR injury by halftime of week one. 

Austin Ekeler is being drafted way too high everywhere. I'm assuming he fell to you in round 2 judging solely by your lack of talent at WR and TE. 

Laviska Shenault is likely the third WR on the depth chart behind Chark and Jones. Even worse, he plays for Jacksonville. 

Antonio Brown played one good game in NE before being accused of rape. Buy a whistle? 

Mike Gesicki. Looks like the "& Son" of a local plumbing business. 

Melvin Gordon. I picked him up on waivers last year. I should have left him there. 

Steelers D. You drafted them too high didn't you. 

Ben McManus. Best selection. Offers so many better fantasy names. 

For example:
"Hardman McManus"
"Brady's Brown McManus"
"Kamara on my McManus you Gesicki"

Hope this is what you wanted. Good luck this year. 
MoonDog349
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Wow! For the size of this comment I’m shocked about how wrong you are in most of it bro. First, not a yahoo league… Next, the bucs have a super easy schedule and Brady is going to crush. Got him very late in the draft for less than $5. Got the Steelers D for $1 as my last pick. You’re right about my lack of WR talent but my TE’s are solid. As for the name… it’s not my favorite, but the names you suggested wouldn’t have made any sense as the team names are set long before the draft. OJ Simpson LOL
MoonDog349
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And this is exactly what I wanted. Thanks and good luck to you as well!
RedLightning
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Great PPR running backs! Not great recievers. I like shenault as a flex with high end WR 2 potential in PPR - I think he'll get the ball a ton and have jarvis on the dolphins like numbers.

You need to make a good FA WR pickup or a trade. 
MoonDog349
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it was my first auction-style draft and I totally missed on receivers. Might be looking to trade away gordon for a WR
RedLightning
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Go Snag Mac Jones, and try to trade whoever had cam newton

MinisterOfChaos
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Who was your first pick?
How much was the budget for the draft?
Who do you feel like you stretched the most on?

Is this PPR? Those projected point totals seem low if so
MoonDog349
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Kamara was my first pick. Stretched the most on Kamara. $200 budget. .5 PPR
MinisterOfChaos
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Overall, I would say that you probably should have allocated more of a budget for your RBs and Flex options. 

Easy to judge from the comfort of my keyboard tho LOL
MoonDog349
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I agree. Spent way too much on kamara and ekler. Slow and steady wins the race in auctions rather than trying to get the best RB with the most targets
SiliconBBQ
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The Metal Rooster
diligaf?

for real though, I'm terrible at D&D football and don't have the time for it
MoonDog349
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You seem to have plenty of time for war room!
SiliconBBQ
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The Metal Rooster
Seems pretty straightforward. That's because there is content that actually helps me in my career here. And I come for shits and giggles.

It would take me too long to be decent at it. There are things I'd rather spend time doing than trying to compete in D&D football. I'll bet individual games and watch the panthers shit the bed, that's most of my NFLing. 
MoonDog349
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After the draft I usually spend 30min-1 hour per week maintaining the team and upside potential winnings if I get into the too three is worth it no matter how you look at it. Fun fact about the panthers, I grew up around the Mcaffery’s and played against Christian a couple years.
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