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Russians and foosball

So we have these Russians in our office that are way too damn good at foosball and I haven't been able to beat them. Any advice for beating these fucks so my office clout isn't demeaned any further and I can rep 'Merica properly?? Assume the games are played 1:1

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TheQueenofDiamonds
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ะ ัƒััะบะธั… ะฝะต ะฟะพะฑะตะดะธั‚ัŒ!!! ะฅะฐั…ะฐั…ะฐั…ะฐย 
paddy
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Account Executive
God damn it you guys are everywhere
TheQueenofDiamonds
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Account Executive
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BigCheese
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Agency Recruiter
Spin faster, slam harder
paddy
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Account Executive
U think I haven't tried that??
BigCheese
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Agency Recruiter
Maybe try spinning even faster and slamming even harder
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Justatitle
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Senior AE
Place a bottle of vodka on their desk anonymously 1.5 hours prior to match commencementย 
paddy
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Account Executive
Vodka is like water to them
Justatitle
Politicker
+7
Senior AE
Exactly! So they get drunk next thing you know theyโ€™re stuck spinning the goalie and thinking Putin is gonna get them for slacking off
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Nairobi
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BDR
Where is your office? I can come help you. Iโ€™m a professional foosball playerโ€”Iโ€™m actually not but you get the point. Good trick that always work is always use the sides until the last line, then center it and spin that shit
paddy
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Account Executive
Glendale, CA. send help!!
Nairobi
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BDR
Dammit, West Coast that's faaaaar.
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