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Sales manager one-liners

List your sales manager’s top one-liners


1) “Let’s get after it”

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poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
+9
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
"Let's fucking go"
goose
Politicker
+11
Sales Executive
LFG
Queen_of_the_funnel
Opinionated
+3
Sr Manager of Business Development
Or, LFGGGGGGG 
Beefany28
Politicker
+6
Business Development Representative
"Where you at for the month"?
SheWOLF
Opinionated
+2
Director
10x a day on the floor 
Hannibal
Opinionated
+3
Senior Account Executive
"Let's take this off line"
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
“Pipeline cures all sins”
CaneWolf
Politicker
+12
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
To which you want to reply "sick, you pick up the fucking phones or get us some more lead gen resources then."
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
At which point they tell you here’s your pip. Hahahahah
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TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
+4
Business Development
That’s actually solid 
SheWOLF
Opinionated
+2
Director
haha that is actually great 
SADNES5
Politicker
+6
Hittin' Dingers
Update the CRM?
beachNsales
Politicker
+3
Account Executive
Can you update your pipeline by EOD?
TC
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
+4
Business Development
NoO I didNt yetttttt
Rallier
Politicker
+9
Account Executive
"Another day another dollar"
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Cringeworthy. 

funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
up in Fiji, under paddy
Can I mark this deal as a for sure thing?
hemijeep
Fire Starter
+3
Major Account Manager
All territories are created equal. Some just require you to work harder...
beermoney
Politicker
+4
SDR
lmaooooooooooooooooo
whathaveyousoldtomorrow
Opinionated
+4
Account Executive
Will you send me that stuff I can look up in sfdc? 
TC
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
+4
Business Development
“I need this ASAP”
SlideDecksAreUseless
Fire Starter
+2
AE
"that's our north star" 
TC
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
+4
Business Development
Wow
Rachet
Politicker
+6
Account executive
"I know you hit, but you gotta keep building that pipeline!"
"Time to Hunt"
"Dont be Order Takers"
"When I was on a Book....."
"Calls Equal Sales"
"Gonna have to reschedule our one on one"
"Sorry I'm late, my last meeting went over"
"Remember you have to have the right mindset"
"Update your commitments"
"We are doing an incentive that whoever makes the most calls gets to have lunch with me"
SiliconBBQ
Politicker
+3
The Metal Rooster
lol....that last one is a disincentive

paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
“It is what it is”
breezyboiii
Politicker
+5
Sales Boiii
"alright troops"
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
My god, u actually have had a manager that says this?? I’m sorry. 
CaneWolf
Politicker
+12
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
The whole "we're soldiers in battle together" thing is a plague that persists in sales and finance. No, you're not "in the trenches." You're in a bunch of cubicles. 
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
"I was getting worried"
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Lol. As they proceed to disappear for like an hour 
softwaresails
Politicker
+4
Sales Manager
"What do we have cooking today?"

AlecBaldwinsHairline
Valued Contributor
+5
SDR Manager
If I was in your shoes...
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Senior Account Executive
"How you sell is how you solve."
CaneWolf
Politicker
+12
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
That's when you start responding with made up sayings. "Stars on trees don't get there on their own." "Knee-slappers only serve clowns."
SaaSguy
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
"Lots of wood to chop"
Tres
Politicker
+6
Account Executive
"let's pull in as much business as we can this month"
TC
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
+4
Business Development
Let’s finish strong 
TC
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
+4
Business Development
Aright guys, let’s hammer the phones. We got 1 week left. Clear those opportunities in the red and follow up 
beachNsales
Politicker
+3
Account Executive
"dial for dollars"
FatVeinyTip
Arsonist
+6
Account Exec
"Hey, Dont be hard on yourself" - Wtf does that even mean?
MagicFan1998
Politicker
+4
Account Executive
"Lets go make a shit ton of money"
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
“Inspect what you expect”
Cleopatra
Opinionated
+3
Regional Sales Executive
Ew. 😒
Sandbagger31
Contributor
+3
Key Accounts Manager
"Go Sell Something"

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Tvernor
BDR
“Smiles and dials everyone” 
PedraPeanut
Old School Bravo
+1
Director of Inside Sales
"Can we pull it into this quarter?"
Stringer
Arsonist
+8
SDR
"I'll give you time back in your day"
ChaoticGood
Contributor
+2
Chief Revenue Officer
"corp would've closed it"
Toocan
VP Revenue
“Stall more evenly.”
POWERDIALER
Opinionated
+2
VP of Business Development
Its a numbers game
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