poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
15
☕️
"Let's fucking go"
goose
Politicker
6
Sales Executive
LFG
Queen_of_the_funnel
Opinionated
3
Director of Sales Development
Or, LFGGGGGGG 
Hannibal
Opinionated
11
Senior Account Executive
"Let's take this off line"
Annonny
Big Shot
9
Account Executive
"Where you at for the month"?
SheWOLF
Opinionated
1
TC Sales
10x a day on the floor 
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
👑
Can I mark this deal as a for sure thing?
Justatitle
Big Shot
6
Account Executive
“Pipeline cures all sins”
CaneWolf
Politicker
2
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
To which you want to reply "sick, you pick up the fucking phones or get us some more lead gen resources then."
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
At which point they tell you here’s your pip. Hahahahah
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
HA, "want to" vs "actually do," right?
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
I tend to forget that part say F**k it and say it… 
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
0
Business Development
That’s actually solid 
SheWOLF
Opinionated
0
TC Sales
haha that is actually great 
hemijeep
Executive
6
Major Account Manager
All territories are created equal. Some just require you to work harder...
beermoney
Politicker
2
Business Development
lmaooooooooooooooooo
SADNES5
Politicker
5
down voters are marketing spies
Update the CRM?
beachNsales
Politicker
3
Sales Manager
Can you update your pipeline by EOD?
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
0
Business Development
NoO I didNt yetttttt
Rallier
Politicker
4
SDR Manager and Consultant
"Another day another dollar"
paddy
WR Officer
4
Director of Business Development
Cringeworthy. 

Rachet
Politicker
4
Account executive
"I know you hit, but you gotta keep building that pipeline!"
"Time to Hunt"
"Dont be Order Takers"
"When I was on a Book....."
"Calls Equal Sales"
"Gonna have to reschedule our one on one"
"Sorry I'm late, my last meeting went over"
"Remember you have to have the right mindset"
"Update your commitments"
"We are doing an incentive that whoever makes the most calls gets to have lunch with me"
SiliconBBQ
Politicker
1
The Metal Rooster
lol....that last one is a disincentive

paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
“It is what it is”
Chep
WR Officer
3
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
"I was getting worried"
paddy
WR Officer
3
Director of Business Development
Lol. As they proceed to disappear for like an hour 
whathaveyousoldtomorrow
Opinionated
3
sales
Will you send me that stuff I can look up in sfdc? 
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
1
Business Development
“I need this ASAP”
SlideDecksAreUseless
Personal Narrative
3
AE
"that's our north star" 
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
0
Business Development
Wow
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
"How you sell is how you solve."
CaneWolf
Politicker
2
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
That's when you start responding with made up sayings. "Stars on trees don't get there on their own." "Knee-slappers only serve clowns."
breezyboiii
Politicker
2
Sales Boiii
"alright troops"
paddy
WR Officer
4
Director of Business Development
My god, u actually have had a manager that says this?? I’m sorry. 
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
The whole "we're soldiers in battle together" thing is a plague that persists in sales and finance. No, you're not "in the trenches." You're in a bunch of cubicles. 
softwaresails
Politicker
2
Sales Manager
"What do we have cooking today?"

AlecBaldwinsHairline
Valued Contributor
2
Head of Sales Development
If I was in your shoes...
Stringer
Arsonist
2
SDR
"I'll give you time back in your day"
ChaoticGood
Contributor
2
Chief Revenue Officer
"corp would've closed it"
SaaSguy
Tycoon
1
Account Executive
"Lots of wood to chop"
Tres
Politicker
1
Account Executive
"let's pull in as much business as we can this month"
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
8
Business Development
Let’s finish strong 
TCallahan
Celebrated Contributor
3
Business Development
Aright guys, let’s hammer the phones. We got 1 week left. Clear those opportunities in the red and follow up 
beachNsales
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
"dial for dollars"
FatVeinyTip
Arsonist
1
Account Exec
"Hey, Dont be hard on yourself" - Wtf does that even mean?
MagicFan1998
Politicker
1
Account Executive
"Lets go make a shit ton of money"
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
“Inspect what you expect”
Cleopatra
Opinionated
0
Regional Sales Executive
Ew. 😒
Sandbagger31
Member
1
VP Sales
"Go Sell Something"

Tvernor
1
Senior BDR
“Smiles and dials everyone” 
PedraPeanut
Old School Bravo
1
Director of Inside Sales
"Can we pull it into this quarter?"
PowerTie
Contributor
1
CEO
Trust the process 
stevetidal
Personal Narrative
1
CEO
Lot's of shavings to make a pile.
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biggest surprises - AE >>> Sales Manager

Discussion
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Tell me about the shittiest sales manager you ever had.

Question
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CEO as your Sales Manager?

Question
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