Sales people referring to their wife’s as the biggest sale of their life

lmao for fucks sake
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TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
hahahah!!! yes i fucking hate this. 

"biggest deal ive ever closed" 

oh really? do you referrer to her as "your bride" and "your best friend" all the time too? 

fucking gag me. 

I am happily married BTW incase that matters to anyone 😂😂😂😂
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
I just wonder who’s the account manager if they made the sale
ThatsWhatSheSaid
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Intergalactic Sales Director
Bonus cringe if their spouse is their "partner in crime" or "Pam to my Jim"
funcoupons
WR Officer
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👑
Or their new baby as their newest co worker/employee. 🙄🙄🙄
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
Oh yeah can’t forget that. Like ok cindy. We get it, you’re basic
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
I like the show Wives with Knives. 
mitch_n_murray
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Closer
Same kind of people that ask “are you working hard or hardly working?”
Fenderbaum
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Retired Choirboy🪕
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Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
I always call my wife the “employee of the year”. She thought it was funny the first couple times. Last time she beat me up. I told her she lost the title and will have to work hard to regain it.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂
LordOfWar
Tycoon
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Blow it up
2 kids later and I'm still adding value!

lol its cringe af
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
lmao. 5 years later and our net retention is at 70%
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
*wives.

And I don’t have one. :)
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
Lol got me
SaaSyBee
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Founder
It's so insulting! And cringe!
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
Exactly
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
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Professional Day Ruiner
Grant Cardone says it all the time. so all the d-bags that have a hard on for him love to say it too
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
10x your wife grant.
jefe
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Was looking for the grant cardone reference
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
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Professional Day Ruiner
one of the most annoying sales influencers out there. Which sucks because he doesn't actually have good content/advice. You just have to be able to sift through all the bullshit and him blowing smoke up his own ass to be able to find it. 
Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
if he has wiveS (plural), maybe he's right
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
I shoulda read the fine print on this shit 
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
rip
butwhy
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Solutions Engineer
Only slightly less cringy than all the reps I have had who call their wife their "CFO" 
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
When you have no soul…
Smilesndialz
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SDR
It’s the cheesiest, most sales-y thing I’ve ever heard. This is why other people hate salespeople so much 😂
quinoa
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order taker
sounds like a Hardcore Close
saasbaby
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SDR
This gave me goosebumps, not in a good way.
SerialBiller
Executive
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Account Executive
It depends which way you look at it, I would say being a husband/wife is more like an account management role … constantly trying to keep them happy to achieve repeat business, and the initial sale was closed by chance, with no knowledge that the client would be a positive or negative experience for the sales person in question ✨✨✨✨
IYNFYL
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Enterprise SaaS AE
Maybe they were a mail order bride