BmajoR
Arsonist
7
Account Executive
I think he was meeting with Jared at Subway.ย 
SandwichMan
Catalyst
0
BDR Team Lead
Our friend Paddy here just claimed to stash live humans in his liquor cabinet...and I'm getting the molestation jokes
BmajoR
Arsonist
7
Account Executive
Yeah there is a huge difference between imprisonment and what you do in your spare time.
SandwichMan
Catalyst
0
BDR Team Lead
I wish it were true.
alecabral
Arsonist
7
Director - Digital Sales Transformation
It's called being roasted, which is what you can expect when you get into a community and start bitching my friend :)
BmajoR
Arsonist
7
Account Executive
Or in his case, spitroasted by Jared and friends.ย 
SandwichMan
Catalyst
-1
BDR Team Lead
Oh word? Lmk when y'all get to roastin'
BmajoR
Arsonist
3
Account Executive
I don't want Jared's sloppy seconds. Good day to you.ย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
7
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Have you checked Drury lane? I heard he might be the muffin man's more vanilla cousin.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
๐Ÿ‘‘
Can I watch the paddling? ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ˜
paddy
WR Officer
6
Director of Business Development
Just be patient honey, yours is coming next ๐Ÿ˜‰
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
I'll be there with bells on. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ’ฆ
alecabral
Arsonist
4
Director - Digital Sales Transformation
Not sure if this exchange worried me or intrigued me
Incognito
WR Officer
6
Master of Disaster
Donโ€™t forget the ball gag.ย 
cw95
Politicker
0
Sales Development Lead
Make this post bring the Bravado community together to help. TV show awaits!ย 
SandwichMan
Catalyst
-2
BDR Team Lead
My goodness...this is rich. Once I tasted the watered down Kahlua I had to see myself out. Oh and btw I have a pain kink.
paddy
WR Officer
7
Director of Business Development
How did u get out
SandwichMan
Catalyst
0
BDR Team Lead
funcoupons actually let me out...she needed a real man to take care of her
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
๐Ÿ‘‘
I don't fuck losers

- Kathryn Meurtil, Cruel Intentions, 1999

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