Upper_Class_SaaS profile picture
Upper_Class_SaaS profile picture

Upper_Class_SaaS

Account Executive

Politicker
Opinionated
Valued Contributor
+6

๐Ÿ—ฃ Sendoso Sends ๐Ÿ—ฃ

I saw someone on my LI feed mentioning sending a puppy via Sendoso ๐Ÿ˜‚.


What would be the most random thing you could think of to send to a prospect if you could send it via a platform like Sendoso?

I would send a ___________ to my prospects

Attached poll
*Voting in this poll no longer yields commission.
๐Ÿ˜‚ Sales Humor
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Social Selling
๐Ÿ“ฌ WR Feedback
23

68 comments

Sort by:
CoorsKing
WR Officer
37
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Lube for when they fuck me EOQ
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
๐ŸฆŠ
Graphic.

You ain't lying though.
I_LOVE_WINE
Executive
2
Enterprise AE
๐Ÿ˜‚
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
๐Ÿ™‰
CoorsKing
WR Officer
15
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Honestly I could send an empty Rolex box and just put a PDF of the contract in it insteadย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
This is awesome! Might have to figure out how to do this lol ๐ŸŽ
funcoupons
WR Officer
13
๐Ÿ‘‘
- A pressure washer so they can wash all the lil bitch off themselves.

- A plate of Prairie Oysters because they have trouble growing a pair on their own.

- A handcrafted, locally sourced and produced voodoo doll made of their toenail clippings and hair from their brush. I'd have the doll smiling so they know I'm a friendly psychopath.
Incognito
WR Officer
4
Master of Disaster
This is the best answer
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
*bows*
Beercules
Politicker
1
SDR
Do Prairie Oysters have any relation to shots of prairie fire? (Tequila and Tabasco)
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
No...and thank you for reminding me that Prairie Fires existed, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
Google it... I think you'll be surprised.

But as @funcouponssaid, no, not the same. Thoughย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
2
Account Executive
prairie oysters are the same as rocky mountain oysters?ย 
jefe
Arsonist
0
๐Ÿ
@OldDirty_SaaStardย bingo. You got it.

Never had 'em and not really planning on it.
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
๐Ÿ‘‘
Yes.
Beercules
Politicker
1
SDR
Yeah... I'll take a prairie fire over the "oyster" any day
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
That would be hilarious! "Heard you like oysters... enjoy" ๐Ÿ‚
jefe
Arsonist
1
๐Ÿ
@Beerculesย Right!?ย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Hmmm, I like the voodoo doll idea, maybe we can push for thatย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
11
โ˜•๏ธ
The surplus of emojis in your polls goes harder than a Pandora bracelet.

A knife, so they can stab me in the back on the closing call.
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ thank you! Emojis get the people going!ย ย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
the knife idea is a very good idea, with a note saying thank you for stabbing me in the backย 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
10
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
A hostage photo of their family so the champion will finally see the 'value' that my CRO is hounding me about.ย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
in my mind I picture you rubbing your hands together like Mr. Burns as the email link gets opened 20+ times ๐Ÿ˜‚
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
3
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
'Excellent, they're sharing it. Fly my pretty, fly!'
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
"perrrrfect... perrrfect" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
10
sales
An enema with their rejection email inside so they can shove it up their ass when it arrives.
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
๐Ÿ‘‘
I'm really starting to like u
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
6
sales
Thanks
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
๐Ÿ‘‘
You should be thankful...my SDRs are all bruised up and ready to run to HR. I need fresh meat to kick but it won't be u....today.ย 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
3
sales
How about, no.
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
2
Account Executive
tbh I thought your user name was GLIZZYmcthornbody... glad I was wrongย 
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
3
sales
#ThroatGoat
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ŸฆŠ
Moooooommmmm.....can we keep him?
BmajoR
Arsonist
7
Account Executive
Trinkets that belong to their childrenย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
the mind of a psycho... I think it'll workย 
Incognito
WR Officer
4
Master of Disaster
Monster energy drinks. Iโ€™m in construction after all ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
because how monstrous they are being by not signing?
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
No. Because they literally butt chug that shit like sales peeps and Kahluaย 
CaneWolf
Politicker
3
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
I'm not sending them a goddamn thing.
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
๐Ÿ˜‚
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
Not an answer to your question, but who in God's name would send a puppy!?

You're not supposed to surprise a loved one with a puppy as a gift, let alone someone you don't know. Who is taking care of the thing!?!

I REALLY hope that's more LI BS.....
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
I don't think it was real, but it got me thinking... what else could I send that would be absolutely ridiculousย 
jefe
Arsonist
0
๐Ÿ
Let's just believe that no one would be so dumb.. And that Sendoso's policies wouldn't allow that.

Some great ridiculous options on this thread though
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
more acceptable than a puppy ๐Ÿ˜‚
jefe
Arsonist
0
๐Ÿ
I think you're set with the rocky mountain/prairie oysters.
duckduckgos
Opinionated
2
Business Development
I've sent what can only be described as a Pretzel Cake that came with a mallet in the box you have to use to break up the cake so its edible. Caused a mess in the office and a fair amount of responses so mission accomplished!
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
nice, something to get them talking!ย 
bendandsnack
Politicker
2
Account Exec
A custom prayer candle with their face photoshopped onto it to look like the pope.

Nothing moves forward without their blessing.ย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ this is a great idea... we did something similar with our SDR manager's face back in the day...ย 
bonez
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Someone once sent me my favorite teams jersey for my dog. The only way they would know I had a dog or if I like this team is on my private Twitter account. So just donโ€™t ever do that. However Iโ€™d like to be able to send then starving picture of me and my family for when they decide to stall signing.
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
SDR = Stalker development representatives... you shouldn't be suprisedย 
I_LOVE_WINE
Executive
1
Enterprise AE
If I can find out a bit more about them and they mention something specific they like or are a fan of, I'll try and find something a bit more personal.ย  Most often though I just send wine.ย 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
2
SaaS Eater
Such an innocent and wholesome response
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
They are new here... are we always need some good hearted folks to balance the crazies out up top lol
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
classic send! Just send a bottle of whiskey the other day
Lefty
Executive
1
Account Executive
I use a direct competitor to Sendoso - booze usually does the trick if you confirm they're okay with it.
TheLaughingWolf
WR Officer
1
Business Development Manager
I'd send them some Molly, so when it comes time to negotiate, they will be in an epic mood and will agree to pretty much anything.ย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
And you have to play the thizzle dance very low in the background so it hits them on a subconscious level! ๐Ÿ’Š
exec
Acclaimed Answer
1
Account Executive
gotta neg the prospect by sending branded XL shirts- meetings will be camera off going forward
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Can we bring TALL TEES back??? Company tall tee swag would be ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Queen_of_the_funnel
Opinionated
1
Director of Sales Development
Our director of events received a Tiffanyโ€™s ornament. (I actually really wanted one tooโ€ฆI even looked it up to see how expensive it was ๐Ÿ˜‚)
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
shoooot, gettin some tiffany's via sendoso aint badย 
SaaSyBee
Politicker
0
Founder
I know everyone here hates LinkedIn, but this would perform so well on LinkedIn.
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
0
Account Executive
๐Ÿ˜‚ but you wouldn't get all the candid answers!ย 

Related posts

5

How can I use Sendoso in my favour?

Question
๐Ÿ‘‘ Sales Strategy
7
4

Platforms like Sendoso or Postal.io - When to send a gift?

Discussion
๐Ÿ”Ž
๐Ÿ‘‘
๐Ÿค“
9
14

Sendoso messaging

Question
๐Ÿง  Advice
24
Bravado is a community of trusted sales professionals endorsed by their customers.
Apple Store logo
Products
The War Room Jobs Salary Guide Tech Sales U
Company
About Us How It Works Blog Bug Bounty
Contact
Press Careers
ยฉ 2024 Bravado Inc. All rights reserved.
Privacy Policy Legal and Privacy Center Sales Jobs
If you are hired as a contract sales rep by a Bravado customer, we may ask you to prove access to the employee email account provided to you by that customer. This data will be shared with customers to track your sales productivity; customers can use this data to confirm you meet the minimum activity requirements to pay out your ramp stipend and commission.