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Sex to closed deal ratio

Running a little experiment here to see how much you're closing...and how much you're closing. There must be a correlation, right? So let's quantify.


How many times per month are you doing the sex? Follow up to that, how many deals are you closing per month? Now everyone's sales cycle is a little different so this may be more relevant to those with shorter deal cycles/higher volume (sorry enterprise reps).


A good ratio is around 10:10. Let's hear yours.



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funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
Kahluapons
I get fucked by my prospects at least once a week. Close about two deals a month.
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
So you're at 4:2 -- not too shabby
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
Those are rookie numbers you need to pump those numbersย 
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Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Master of Disaster
in da but
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
For every 10 deals closed I have -5 sexual encounters (itโ€™s called marriage)
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
And the yield on your happiness?
Justatitle
Politicker
+8
Senior AE
Pfffttt. Happiness went the way of the dodo bird the day I signed my first offer letter to be in sales. S.A.D.N.E.S.S. Man. Cโ€™MON
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StraightCashHomey
Politicker
+2
Manager, Commercial Sales
Same
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Needer of Life Alert
Doing the sex?! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ
bassinshaps
Catalyst
+5
Territory Sales Manager
does getting fucked by the manufacturer lead times count?
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Yes.
bassinshaps
Catalyst
+5
Territory Sales Manager
Then I'm 20:7. Life is great. I'm fine.
poweredbycaffeine
Politicker
+7
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
I don't close deals, but my team does...and I do the sex 2-3 times a week. Your boy's K:D ratio is spot on.
Broncosfan
Politicker
+5
Account Manager
0:0 #marriedlife
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
A fallen soldier!ย 
Patbate
Politicker
+6
Senior Product Advisor
I do the sex about 3-4 times a week and have sold 1 deal In the last month for my full time position (I just started 3 months ago so, fairly new and is long sales cycle). However in my side business, Iโ€™ve sold 21 new deals (they arenโ€™t ย nearly as high revenue as my full time role though) ๐Ÿ˜ƒ if that counts lol
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Nice, congrats on the sex, and the sex.
signandrecline
Opinionated
+5
Enterprise Sales & Demand Gen Manager
This guy FUCKS!!!
FatVeinyTip
Arsonist
+6
Account Exec
i am in the savannah desert on a dry spell.ย 
SiliconBBQ
Politicker
+2
Account Executive
Sometimes you just have to f**k your way through it
BigMeech
WR Officer
+11
Coors Light Advocate
I think Iโ€™m roughly 6:2 so far this month. Clearly need more of bothโ€ฆ
Wanna.Be.Rick.Spielman
Opinionated
+3
Account Executive
I mean Covid really threw this number off... but as Deion Sanders once said "look good feel good, feel good play good, play good pay good, pay good live good, live good die good, and that's really what its all about" Moral of the story... if you are closing in the sheets, you are going to be in the right mindset to close in the streets.ย 
AlphaCharlie
Politicker
+5
Account executive
4-8 on averageย 
takapuna
Opinionated
+2
Account Executive
I would rather "ride" my bike.
Lambda
Politicker
+6
Sales Consultant
The sex..... ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Current win rate personally far surpassed the careerย 
Doog_Watts
Opinionated
+1
NAE Team Lead
Currently rocking a 14:4 ratio, a little behind on both for sure
CanIOfferYouANiceEgg
Account Executive
100% thought this post was going in a seriously darker direction.ย ย 
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
10-5 on average
Wo
Wolfof7thStreet
Opinionated
+5
AE
Currently at 6:1 for the month I believe, hoping to make that 8:2 by EOD monday ;)ย 
Feds_Watchin
Politicker
+4
Account Executive
Damn I'll need to look into Tantric Sex because I may only nab 4-5 deals a year. Sheesh.
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