Has anyone done this before to try and get a deal across the finish line?
paddy
Sex with a prospect?
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I finished before the deal did.ย
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We have a winner!
I wish I could upvote this 1000 times.ย
If youโre asking if I have gotten boned on a deal before, then yes, yes I have.
No, I'm asking if you've ever tried to have sex with a prospect to win a deal.
most would lose the deal....
Others might lose something elseย
thankfully I donโt care about my job *that* much
I was directing that to all the hard-working virgins out there.ย
Haven't we all?!
all the guys i close deals with don't want to sleep with me. a married man w a wife and 2 kids. i feel like im at a disadvantage. its not fair.
No but if youโre interested in buying some insurance I would be willing to make an exception.ย
@paddy
If I can't forecast my pipeline, how can I forecast when they'll get to the finish line?
Is that what you call your prospects? Your โpipeโ line?ย
Glad someone got there before I did. And yours was better truckster.
๐ I like thisย
Depends. What's the asl?
Mad AIM vibes here....
Ty! Gtg...ttyl!
Apparently that means something different Gen Z.
And ICQ4LIFE!
And ICQ4LIFE!
Worst thing I've done was eat with a prospect. It was her ass, but still. Just a dinner dateย
Bwahahahaha
Can we assume the entree was shitty?
Soโฆyou had the salad. Or maybe she did..either way it was tossed. By the way, salt or sugar on the rim?
Closing all the deals in all the right ways
I've personally never mixed business with pleasure, but I've seen it happen.ย I was once at a company where a VP level leader was having the baby of the #2 clients key decision maker.ย
Went to a huge business conference in Vegas. Hotel lobbies are literally palatial, so hardly a public spectacle. But saw an attendee, make an indecent proposition to another attendee. Played the friend card, right up until he made his move, and it was like a scene out of the movies.
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She was hitting him with her purse screaming โIโm married and so are you. You should be ashamed!โ repeatedly, in the lobby of MGM. Hilarious.
JERRY JERRY JERRY
that's one way to secure the sale
I feel like you are asking just to know if you are not the only one. I have not done this.ย
Mainly dudes in my business. But you gotta do what you gotta do for making them dealsโฆ ๐
Username.. kind of checks out?
I guess there's closing and there's CLOSING...(I'll see myself out)
Yea but it actually caused them to cancel the deal because my product came up short against the competitors. Guessing the other sales rep had the same idea I did๐ฅฒ
Not yet and will never
LOOOL I seriously miss this community too much. I come back from vacation and the first post in the feed is this. HOW SPICY. No, I haven't. I'm here for the comments obviously. Great shit @paddyย ! Made my afternoon hahahaha
Nope but would consider if it meant Iโm getting some big ass comishโฆ.. cheap I know, but it is what it isย
Nope
Gross.ย
Viagraโs for closers.
What is this fresh click bait?ย No, the only one getting sexed with on any past deals has been me, and it was NON consensual.ย ย
the bigger the deal the higher the stakes. Not worth it. I've done it and when it goes bad, you will regret it. People are never who they pretend to be at work.ย
If you're trying to figure out if I f*ck, then yes.ย
ahh the old hard close
only them hot leads naaamsayin
I don't want to disappoint another person! :(
Yuck. No.
Back in my small business days I lost a deal to a rep at our main competitor who banged the prospect. Worse thing is she brought another rep out to also have sex with the guy to seal the deal. Guyโs business closed down less than a year later so I guess thatโs fitting.
This sounds more like the plot of a porno than a scenario that would play out IRL.
Youโre trying to close the deal and showing them โyour giftโ is the thing thatโs gonna get it done? ๐๐๐
Nope
Never gone that far but 95% of the successful salespeople I've met in life are flirts.
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