Tell me you're a closer by mimicking the behavior of a shark.
I'll go first: I can sniff the blood of interns from a mile away.
paddy
Shark Week
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I can swim for miles without getting tiredย
Impressive
Every shark is! Iโd like to see myself as a hammer shark! What about you?ย
I'm more of a eat shark fin soup kind of guy.ย
hahaha so you eat all the big fish you say?ย
Yup, and interns.
Oh yeah specially if they can't find you a bottle of Kahlua right?
I'll keep circling back until you're mine.
People often comment on the soulessness of my stare
A true veteran I see
Haha! Yeah I have some senior colleagues with the same issue
I have several rolls of teeth that always grow back, with one sole purpose, to shred my food.
I only sleep half the time.ย
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