paddy

Director of Business Development

Snorting Cocaine off The Gartner Magic Quadrant

I'm racking up some lines for clients coming in the office this afternoon. I can't use the silver platter that's carried around by the office midget, so I'll need to improvise and find a new surface.

I think I'm going to print out a Gartner Magic Quadrant and portion out the lines in one of the corners. Which corner should I use, and why?

Which corner do I celebrate off of?

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Bottom left (niche players) Bottom right (visionaries) Top left (challengers) Top right (leaders)

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poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

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Hi there, move out of the way for this CHALLENGER.

I'm coming in hot. I'm looking at all the lines on the quad and I'm thinking: let's stop pussyfooting around and let's go all in. What's that mean, I'll tell you:

Push all of those lines into one mega line of UNICORN GREATNESS. $1B VALUATION TO THE MOOOOOON.

What happens next?

I CHALLENGE you to go full scarface into that bad mama jama.

Tell me how your vision is after that, you bottom-right kool kids.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

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Lead the clients to the light.

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Bottom right, because you are a light in the darkness, a lake in the desert, a smart person at the Gong Christmas party, a funny post among "wat crm is ur fave" polls, my one true love in a sea of cowardly men who would never dare to spray me with a pressure washer. A true visionary.

Avon

Politicker

Senior Account Executive

This is my favorite poll I’ve seen here

Prunetracey

Fire Starter

VP Growth

I do the devil's dandruff off of a photo of the client who's in my meeting. Power move.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Surely it's framed with a glass, right?!

Prunetracey

Fire Starter

VP Growth

With Perspex. Second power move.

jefe

Arsonist

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Well played

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paddy

Snorting Cocaine off The Gartner Magic Quadrant

Which corner do I celebrate off of?

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