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So, about those layoffs...

Look, nobody is stoked about the S&P 500 right now. At least you didn’t invest in crypto, right?*


*If you invested in crypto, oh noooo. Oh no.


But you’re a seller, and even if you get laid off, it’s not like sales as we know it is ending. Obviously as a tech startup, we’re privy to the secret Salesforce machine that will put all of selling in the hands of a big AI in 6 months, but that’s not ready yet, and you can still get a new job.


So we wrote a guide to getting a new job. Read ‘Dos and Don’ts When You Get Laid Off ’ now and hit the ground running if your CEO decides to blame you for his or her mistakes.


And if you’re ready to start that job hunt? Maybe hit that jobs button over on the left. Couldn’t hurt…

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WR Officer
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Well, at least this post wasn't written by sahil.
braintank
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
Chumming for engagement with the crypto bait ;)
funcoupons
WR Officer
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Guess the absolute bloody massacring he received on his last post about crypto wasn't punishment enough...
braintank
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
They know I can't hold back from trolling the HODLers
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I have $1.69 of DOGE. I'm keeping it. 😆
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
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Should make it $69.69
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
I'm sure it was at one point 🦐
funcoupons
WR Officer
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Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Just put my entire 401k into bitcoin *not crypto* Ya boi is either going to be retiring early or cold calling till I'm 75😂🤣
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I'm 92. It's not so bad. Would you like a butterscotch?
Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Yes I would. Butterscotch is my favorite candy:)!
Maximas
Tycoon
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Senior Sales Executive
Lol!
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Been hodl'ing for a long time so this "dip" means nothing.


FuckMaybes
Valued Contributor
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Account Executive
only way to play the game, all these fools chasing moonpump 100x ponzis never win
braintank
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
They all Ponzis, some just have better branding ;)
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
Good timing on the post. Definitely looming layoffs on my end. Also, it says "server error" when I try to access the post @BravadoMod 
Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
umm... I invested in crypto during this downfall. I invested and quickly deleted the app then ^_^
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
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Rolling 20's all day
Looking forward to even more great content like this as the giant pool of series b cash starts to trickle down💰
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
oof
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
HODL
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
Me winning by having $0 invested in either and instead having invested in myself to make myself an unstoppable AI machine.

Also what Salesforce AI machine, oh dear, are we going to be doing deal cycles with siri now
KPIMaster
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
Is this the victory lap or something like that?
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
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Sr. Customer Success Manager
Any link to the guide? :D  
mistermike07
Good Citizen
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Senior Account Executive
Love the "but crypto is a good investment" replies when the point is to persevere through a tough economy 😂
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