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Someone stop this man.
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I think I get the point of this. If you get a new dog, buy more cameras. You'll need the photos to prove the dog was yours when you sue your neighbor for spooking the puppy into cardiac arrest. I'm writing this down.
That's an unstoppable playbook right there.
I'll take things that didn't happen for $800 bob
The new linkedin consists of people taking the only barely-interesting thing that happened to them (or making up a story) and shoehorning into a business lesson.
LinkedIn Inbreds cooking up the saddest fucking shit these days...
i always wonder how they feel after hitting post, do they take a moment to reflect on the utter nonsense they've just spewed or is it on to the next thing
It probably goes something like thisโฆ.
the phrase breaking your neck to kiss your own ass comes to mind
How do we stop middle aged men on LinkedIn from using emojis? Talk about cringe.
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I hope the Kia boyz break his car windows and hotwire it with a USB cord then ghost ride that junt til it hits a pole and they run
What kind of chat GPT prompt spits this result out?
everything about Steve annoys me.. literally everything
I'm just imaging a gun company hiring this guy to run a sales training for their account executives ๐๐๐๐๐ "You gotta sell fear, convince people they will be robbed so you can sell your products!!!"๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
hahhaa ughhhhh i feel like these types of posts are viewed the same way long baggy basketball shorts are viewed now......they were cool once, but no one likes them anymore.
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