Someone stop this man.






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oldcloser
Arsonist
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I think I get the point of this. If you get a new dog, buy more cameras. You'll need the photos to prove the dog was yours when you sue your neighbor for spooking the puppy into cardiac arrest. I'm writing this down.
jefe
Arsonist
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That's an unstoppable playbook right there.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
I'll take things that didn't happen for $800 bob
detectivegibbles
Politicker
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Sales Director
Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
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Director of Revenue
The new linkedin consists of people taking the only barely-interesting thing that happened to them (or making up a story) and shoehorning into a business lesson.
RandyLahey
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Account Executive
LinkedIn Inbreds cooking up the saddest fucking shit these days...
BigShrimpin
Catalyst
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Account executive
i always wonder how they feel after hitting post, do they take a moment to reflect on the utter nonsense they've just spewed or is it on to the next thing
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
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Director, Revenue Enablement
It probably goes something like thisโ€ฆ.
BigShrimpin
Catalyst
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Account executive
the phrase breaking your neck to kiss your own ass comes to mind
HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
How do we stop middle aged men on LinkedIn from using emojis? Talk about cringe.
oldcloser
Arsonist
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Sunbunny31
Politicker
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I hope the Kia boyz break his car windows and hotwire it with a USB cord then ghost ride that junt til it hits a pole and they run
HappyGilmore
Politicker
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Account Executive - SMB
What kind of chat GPT prompt spits this result out?
Armageddon
Opinionated
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Enterprise Account Executive
everything about Steve annoys me.. literally everything
Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
I'm just imaging a gun company hiring this guy to run a sales training for their account executives ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ "You gotta sell fear, convince people they will be robbed so you can sell your products!!!"๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
hahhaa ughhhhh i feel like these types of posts are viewed the same way long baggy basketball shorts are viewed now......they were cool once, but no one likes them anymore.

Gasty
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Can anyone keep up with @funcoupons?

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Stop Saying "but"

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Stop tickling my tendies

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