Sorry but


sorry but do people actually still give $ to this twerp? too funny how people are willing to pay up for sales training or landing a gig just cause of a LinkedIn presence.   



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DerekZoolander
Valued Contributor
9
Key Account Executive
He holds his coffee like an alien pretending to be a human
BitcoinAddict
Opinionated
1
AE
Deel is quite alien to us normal people lol
jefe
Arsonist
5
🍁
So much about this bothers me..

Like all of it
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
5
HMFIC
I laughed loudly at this picture.
Thesamiam13x
Celebrated Contributor
5
Sales
Man this guy is always like: I loveee my job, I loveee sales, I loveeee cold calling..
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
3
Director, Revenue Enablement
Who is this guy?
Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
8
Director of Revenue
Another linkedinlunatic that thinks he's god's gift to sales.
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
15
Director, Revenue Enablement
Looks more like he just rang the bell leaving the cancer ward
unclespacejam
Politicker
7
ur dad’s brother
GOD DAMN


okay we were thinking it tho
Filth
Politicker
3
Live Filthy or Die Clean
NAILED IT.
unclespacejam
Politicker
3
ur dad’s brother
I can see the LinkedIn update post:

“Some folks never make this far, they battle hard everyday and fight against sickness, but cancer is deadly, friends. Proud to say today I’ve officially marked Cancer CLOSED-WON and in early before end of Q3!”
unclespacejam
Politicker
2
ur dad’s brother
We r going to hell
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
2
Director, Revenue Enablement
Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
3
Director of Revenue
Something about his face bothers me.
lowhangersalesbanger
Executive
1
Account Executive
uncanny valley
Sunbunny31
Politicker
0
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
He simultaneously looks 10 and 50.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
Why is he holding that cortado like that?
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
DUDE 😆☠
unclespacejam
Politicker
2
ur dad’s brother
He trying to look like a giant. LoOk hOw sMaLL mY CoFee Is i M so BiG
Gasty
Notable Contributor
3
War Room Community Manager
I just got uncomfortable.
NoToBANT
Catalyst
3
Senior Account Executive
Would not let this dude within 50ft of my daughter

And who the FUCK holds a cup like that?

Why is he wearing such a poorly fitted cap

Who is his one shoulder so much higher than the other?

Why are his glasses so massive?

4/6 posts are a selfie of him of some sort - he definitely thinks he is god’s gift to humanity
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
gross
thisdoesntexist
Executive
1
Sales Consultant
But for a second there I thought he was wearing a bravado ‘Sales Cap’ in the comms store. Gotta get me one of those!
HappyGilmore
Politicker
1
Account Executive - SMB
This photo is going to give me nightmares.
BigShrimpin
Politicker
1
Account executive
i dont trust whatever is in that cup
unclespacejam
Politicker
3
ur dad’s brother
Tell the girls to cover be covering they drinks around Trent
Charizard
Opinionated
1
Business Like Things
What is this shit. I’m so happy I deleted the linkedin app from my phone.
886GFl
Opinionated
1
Account Executive
Good call, I need to as well
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
1
ERP Sales
Is that supposed to be a cheers?
lowhangersalesbanger
Executive
1
Account Executive
Leading sales skinwalker on LinkedIn
Pachacuti
Politicker
1
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
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BitcoinAddict
Opinionated
1
AE
What is it with Utah sellers? I swear, they are some of the most annoying people on LinkedIn. And I am probably going to get downvoted for this but whatever.
ZVRK
Politicker
1
Enterprise Account Executive
I wont take any “sales advice” from anyone working in salestech or martech, period.
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
0
Director, Revenue Enablement
“Focus on what’s in your control”…. Like this roofi-chino I made for you
Diablo
Politicker
0
Sr. AE
👽
Charizard
Opinionated
0
Business Like Things
“The humans like pictures. I must post more pictures.”

The pictures….
Chep
WR Officer
0
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Lmao for me it's the way he holds his coffee. Lord give me the confidence to hold my coffee like that and post about it on social media
BlueJays2591
Politicker
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Federal Business Dev Director
Too many influencers sold for companies when they were a hot commodity and ended up doing well due to circumstance and not due to talent or knowledge so they think they should be able to coach other people. When they go to a new organization, they usually fail miserably. I just can't stand LinkedIn influencers.
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
0
Account Executive
The guy looks like Zuck if he was in sales. *Hello fellow human, are you satisfied with your CRM provider? I too enjoy the ground-up beans of the coffee plant*
LambyCorn
Arsonist
0
A mfkn E
I know a 50 year old woman who paid $500 for his course.. got no where
Juancallclose
Catalyst
0
Director
Mike Gallardo got some good stuff
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